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f1rstwatch · 26 days ago

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˙ʇɐqʇᴉnɹɟ ɐ ǝɯoɔǝq oʇ pǝpᴉɔǝp ǝʌ,I

#s.ic #c.180 #h.firstwatch #k.text

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f1rstwatch · 26 days ago

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my favorite hobby is freaking out about things that don't mean anything

#s.ic #c.annulet #h.firstwatch #k.text

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f1rstwatch · 27 days ago

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How to stop wanting anything tutorial easy

#s.ic #c.flashfire #h.polisguard #k.text

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f1rstwatch · 27 days ago

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dogs might look like their owners but cat people always have a cat with the same mental illness as them

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f1rstwatch · 28 days ago

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"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

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f1rstwatch · 28 days ago

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biggest L i've had to take from morning people is that the hours between 5 - 9 am really do have 7x as much time in them than the ones between 9 pm - 1 am and you can get your whole day's worth of shit done by noon

#s.ic #c.kudzu #h.firstwatch #k.text

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f1rstwatch · 29 days ago

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The point of life is to repress yourself and hinder your own growth

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f1rstwatch · 29 days ago

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ive been illegally downloading shit like its my job since i was 10

#s.ic #c.quinten #h.seasong #k.text

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f1rstwatch · 30 days ago

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it's like the old saying goes, The customer is always wrong and it's legal to kill them

#s.fits #o.seasong #k.text

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f1rstwatch · 30 days ago

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(at the art museum) lol come on now that one's CLEARLY ai. clocks don't melt like that

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f1rstwatch · 1 month ago

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[said with increasing amount of distress] i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this

#s.ic #c.sunstrike #h.firstwatch #k.text

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f1rstwatch · 1 month ago

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The problem with getting popsicles is then you have popsicles in the house and every time you feel bad (mentally, physically,) you think “well why shouldn’t I have a popsicle about it”

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f1rstwatch · 1 month ago

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[bolts across your dash full speed while naked and covered in grass stains, smears of wet dirt, and evidently someone else's blood]

#s.ic #c.dashtag #h.polisguard #k.text

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f1rstwatch · 1 month ago

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somatic symptoms of anxiety are so fucked. what do you mean I got so scared my body decided that it needed to add nausea and headache and dizzy to the situation. how is it helping

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f1rstwatch · 1 month ago

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#s.fits #c.myotis #h.seasong #k.screenshot

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f1rstwatch · 1 month ago

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can you do this thing for me pleeeaassse i cant do it (sees you doing it slower and less effectively than me) i can do it actually could you maybe move out of the way

#s.ic #c.divinity #h.seasong #k.text

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f1rstwatch · 1 month ago

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my five beautiful mysterious daughters. I don't know who you are and I'm kind of scared to find out

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