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North Americans DNI (unless I interact first) /srs - he/him - I'm the only cubing enthusiast left on Tumblr but I mostly post about those vampires that they interviewed. I come to you live and sexy af from Ngunnawal land.
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My vampires CAN walk into the sunlight but doing so would reveal what they would look like if they aged normally
Younger vampires donāt have much to worry about but older vamps have reason to avoid sunlight as they age. They are still immortal, but their aged, sunlit selves are significantly weaker than their non-sunlit forms. Vamps over 100 years old run the risk of crumpling over, fully immobile, but still conscious
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this is not a drag on fanfiction but if you find yourself consistently saying āwow fic is better than most published stuff!! and itās free!!ā it might be a sign that your brain is ready for and craving more complicated literature than the books you are used to gravitating towards
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everyone is deactivating lately omg..reblog if you are a real internet addiction fan
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no idea how this is going to look on tumblr but posting this here . louis say so edit . if you even care,
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best genres of tumblr post:
song lyric with gif
gifset
nonsensical situation
rpf evidence
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men can't even be in an incestuous vampire companionship with their mother anymore. because of woke š
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how it feels to go to places alone and do the things that you want to do. alone.
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i get that americans love their cultural imperialism, but it really does piss me off that june is āinternationalā pride month just because something happened in the united states.
in aotearoa, june isnāt our pride, itās theirs. marsha p johnson and sylvia rivera are their historical figures, not ours. the phrase that āyou owe your rights to Black trans womenā is true there, but here we owe our rights to (mostly) MÄori historical figures. i have the freedoms i do because of the legacy of an entirely different set of people operating in an entirely different context at entirely different times.
But because of american cultural imperialism, most queer people in Aotearoa donāt even know our own queer history. Carmen Rupe, Ngahuia Te Awekotuku, the Dorian Society, Gillian Laundon, Georgina Beyer, and the Wolfenden Association are some of our queer history. We should know their names! we should know what they did for us! but because of the power of the american imperial machine, we donāt.
our national pride month should be july, the month that the Homosexual Law Reform Act passed in 1986. our two largest cities hold their pride festivals in february and march, respectively. american queer history has very little (or nothing, depending on who you ask) to do with our queer history. anecdotally, from my own queries, queer youth in aotearoa know more about american queer history than our own.
anyway, happy pride, americans. iām truly sorry that most of you donāt see the negative impact your nationās culture has on the rest of the world. and to the rest of the world reading this, try searching for your own country and cultureās queer history, donāt accept the american narratives as your own. we deserve our own histories divorced from the cultural hegemony of the USA.
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#Obsessed with American reactions to this#as an Australian I also have never heard of a smack barm pey wet#but the fundamental concept is familiar#we would call it a scallop sandwich or a scallop bun#but they call them potato cakes in some places#Genuinely canāt believe they donāt have chippies in the US#where do you go for cheap hot food that is bad for you#also canāt believe they donāt have chip butties#we have chip butties here but itās normally just on one slice of bread folded over like a sausage sizzle#Highly recommend a smack barm with pea wet to other aussies#the mushy peas are essential and theyāre like $3 a tin#super cheap#also the vinegar is important too#only wish our chippies could be this cheap#$10 for a medium chips they charge you#TEN DOLLARS#outrageous
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New medieval peasant cultural exchange post. Medieval peasant shows you the real night sky and you light on fire and explode.
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āThese are nightmares I'm having, Lestat, not dreams.ā
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