fabulous-joys

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kobra: the good news is that i finally found someone who remembers saturday night.

party: excellent!

kobra: the bad news is that everyone in the bar saw you slip and fall in your own puke.

party: that's... less excellent

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kobra: what if one day you just suddenly turned into an almond and you couldn't scream or do anything about it because you were just a fucking almond?

jet: ... are you okay?

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cherri: what are you doing?

kobra: lying in bed. pretending to be a slug.

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jet: so, are you and party... a thing?

ghoul: pfft, what makes you think that?

jet: well, i saw you two making out behind the radio station yesterday.

ghoul: we have a warriors' bond

jet: ...okay

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show pony: kid... are you okay?

the girl: poison and ghoul are fighting...

show pony: oh.

the girl:

show pony: who do they main?

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party: did you tell anybody we're engaged?

ghoul: yeah, i have no self control and i told the crystal guy at the market that we're engaged

party: okay, no need to be sarcastic 🙄

ghoul: no, seriously, i have no self control and i told the crystal guy at the market that we're engaged

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party: accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. i really gotta watch myself

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jet: there you are! what've you been up to?

party: well, after a pitcher of beer, i set ghoul on fire. it was a little fire, he’s fine. how’s your night going?

kobra: nobody's set us on fire, so probably better than ghoul's.

ghoul, looking a little more scorched than usual: it was a little fire! i'm fine!

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the girl: will you tell me the story about how you found me again?

party, clearing their throat: it began the way the best stories do. with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at-

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kobra: how does that bad decision feel?

ghoul, covered in a layer of soot: never been better, baby!

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jet, through the airwaves: when are you getting back?

ghoul: well, google maps doesn’t have an estimated time for crawling… could be days

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*party and ghoul are making out*

jet, walking into the room: agh, hey, can you guys maybe-

kobra: no, don't. this is the first time they've shut up all day.

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ghoul: the internet is a scary place. one time i was googling pictures of sharks, and i accidentally typed 'shart'. huge mistake

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jet: can someone pick up some more power pup from tommy's?

kobra, over the airwaves: everyone is in jail. i'll see what i can do, though.

jet: thanks

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ghoul: remember that night when i almost got us killed?

kobra: yes.

ghoul: is that funny yet?

kobra: no.

ghoul: okay, i'll try again tomorrow

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cherri: i like a man who's environmentally aware kobra, pointing at the sky: that's a cloud.

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jet: i've had it! you all can kiss my sweet- *the girl walks by* -love biscuits!

kobra: i don't know if you made that any less offensive.