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Announcement :( Mod Wheatley (@pippysqueak) has unfortunately deactivated, and I'm not sure how else to contact them, bc in their own words they have 'sheltered kid charisma' 😭 they were very silly and I'm going to miss them a lot :( pip if you ever happen to read this please reach out !! I'd love to talk to you again ^^ anyways . yeah since they're gone I'll be taking over the blog on my own ! :) feel free to continue sending in asks but don't expect them to always be answered quickly bc yk . if youve seen my inbox it is NOT clean at all ☹️

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Hey Glados how are your birds doing?

..They're doing well. They've learned how to fly, though.. I know that's a good thing but.. I'm just waiting for them to start dive-bombing me like the little killing machines they are.

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Hey fact core, got any cool facts about the turrets- or chell? And how do you feel about each of the aforementioned beings :)

Fact: The turrets are friends.

... who is Chell?

-How do you know her name? Neither of us ever mentioned her before.. not by name, anyways.

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(AHHH I LOVE THIS PREMISE SO MUCH)

So Fact!! How do you feel about Rick? Were you guys ever friends

Fact: The Adventure Core was a blowhard and a coward.

Also, did you know that blowhards and cowards only have a 2.9% chance of being missed?

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Keep trying, you'll get it eventually. Maybe. Possibly. ...Probably not. Keep trying anyways.

hey fact core, i'm pretty sure shakespeare died in 1616, so i'm pretty sure the combing-hair thing is wrong.

Ahem. Fact: William Shakespeare was a famous spanish playwright and actor.

... He- he was spanish. Spanish. Spanish. He was a famous sp. Hmmm. He coined the term "coping" on April 24, 1616. He coined it on the 24. The 24. It was the TWENTY FOURTH th. Oh my g.

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hey fact core, i'm pretty sure shakespeare died in 1616, so i'm pretty sure the combing-hair thing is wrong.

Ahem. Fact: William Shakespeare was a famous spanish playwright and actor.

... He- he was spanish. Spanish. Spanish. He was a famous sp. Hmmm. He coined the term "coping" on April 24, 1616. He coined it on the 24. The 24. It was the TWENTY FOURTH th. Oh my g.

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what are each of your opinions about space core >:)

-a space core fan

He was... ok..? I mean, I.. I never really knew him that well. But... he seemed ok.

A bit hyperactive, but he was.. tolerable. For the less than 10-minutes that he was around.

Fact: Space is smart and kind and a good thing to be. Space is also 63 miles away and it's where the sun is. The sun is made of fire.

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Hmmm How are each of you coping? GLaDOS specifically

The word coping was coined in 1616 when Shakespeare formed an odd habit of combing his hair when he was stressed.

...There's nothing for me to cope with. They weren't my friends. None of them.

...As for him..?

He just... isn't.

Fact: I am coping WONDERFULLY. Any other information about my wellbeing NOT factual.

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... Ok?

and you GLaDOS? How're you feeling after all this?

It can get... quite lonely sometimes. After Chell left, things have been quite uneventful. I... I guess it's better that way, at the end of the day. I guess there is also that.. "Fact Core" one.. not the brightest bulb in the shed, though.

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Did you know that I can hear you since we're in the same room. I thought that was an interesting fact.

and you GLaDOS? How're you feeling after all this?

It can get... quite lonely sometimes. After Chell left, things have been quite uneventful. I... I guess it's better that way, at the end of the day. I guess there is also that.. "Fact Core" one.. not the brightest bulb in the shed, though.

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and you GLaDOS? How're you feeling after all this?

It can get... quite lonely sometimes. After Chell left, things have been quite uneventful. I... I guess it's better that way, at the end of the day. I guess there is also that.. "Fact Core" one.. not the brightest bulb in the shed, though.

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Hey fact core, how are ya feeling after... *gestures to the ending of portal 2*

Fact: Space is silent.

...none of them ever liked silence, I think...

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Hihihello, and welcome to yet another portal ask blog! Before you continue, please keep in mind that there will be major spoilers for the ending of Portal 2, so if you don't want spoilers you shouldn't be here. But you're always welcome to come back once you've played the game/watched a playthrough/don't care about spoilers anymore etc! - - - This blog takes place after the events of Portal 2, after Wheatley, Space Core, and Rick got sent to space. Now it's just GlaDOS and Fact Core. What silly shenanigans will they get into? >:) (This blog is run by @certified-trinket (mod glaDOS) and @pippysqueak (mod wheatley) !!! yippee!!!)