fadinggentlemenduck
fadinggentlemenduck
Sir Duck
3K posts
trick or treating welcomed! some being lost in space and time, or maybe just it's mind
Last active 2 hours ago
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
fadinggentlemenduck · 17 days ago
Text
Nothing beats the feeling when you start getting comments on every fic in a fandom or ship from one person, and it’s clear that they’re going on a fic-binge. 
44K notes · View notes
fadinggentlemenduck · 17 days ago
Text
internet politics and real-world politics have gotten so separated, and pretty soon all this internet weirdness is gonna come crashing into real life and politicians are gonna start throwing around words like “SJW” and “anime communist” and “dark enlightenment” and it’s just gonna be the most ridiculous fucking thing
149K notes · View notes
fadinggentlemenduck · 1 month ago
Text
popular "average monkey learns one new thing a day" statistic incorrect. Curious Georg,
46K notes · View notes
fadinggentlemenduck · 2 months ago
Photo
Tumblr media
390K notes · View notes
fadinggentlemenduck · 2 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
50K notes · View notes
fadinggentlemenduck · 2 months ago
Text
Me: *has mood swings and just generally feels shitty*
Also me: *realising I've forgotten about taking my meds (probably multiple times)* wait a second
3 notes · View notes
fadinggentlemenduck · 2 months ago
Text
A skeleton warrior lumbers toward the town gates, unarmed, holding a wooden sign: “I come in peace. Need a necromancer to take a look at my friend.” Behind him, a second skeleton is missing a head and trying very hard to keep up.
8K notes · View notes
fadinggentlemenduck · 2 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
49K notes · View notes
fadinggentlemenduck · 2 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
157 notes · View notes
fadinggentlemenduck · 2 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
was testing something out for an animation project. check out this thing
85K notes · View notes
fadinggentlemenduck · 2 months ago
Text
"My son has been brutally killed and I seek revenge," said the Queen. "You have my sword." proclaimed the Hero. "And my bow," added the Archer. "And my magic," intoned the Mage. "And my gun," quipped the Ranger. "AND MY AXE!" exclaimed the Warrior. "And your son!" replied the Necromancer.
13K notes · View notes
fadinggentlemenduck · 2 months ago
Text
fondly remembering when pope francis said he hopes hell is empty. top pope francis moments. right up there with him saying some seminaries are too faggy
75K notes · View notes
fadinggentlemenduck · 2 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
30K notes · View notes
fadinggentlemenduck · 2 months ago
Text
"If I don't reply by tomorrow, then consider me dead." It's been two years since you got that message, and you haven't seen them since. Suddenly, your phone lights up: "Sorry, that took longer than I thought."
14K notes · View notes
fadinggentlemenduck · 2 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
I'm DEAD. 💀💀💀
I've always had cats in my life. At least one, even in university.
Never have I met one who will walk right up to you, knock over your water bottle, and then proceed to lay down on the towel as you attempt to clean it up. 😎
Kraken's eyes locked RIGHT with mine as I asked her what I'm supposed to do without my pre this morning.
Zero paws given.
It was like she was saying "You ain't doing crap."✌️
Idk if it was all the babying when she was fighting Fading Kitten Syndrome or what...but this girl's confidence is unmatched.
Can I have it please? 😂
85 notes · View notes
fadinggentlemenduck · 2 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
They're all done now and made into stickers :D
Featured dinos and non-dino friends: Ankylosaurus, Oviraptor, Microraptor, Protoceratops, Utahraptor, Amargasaurus, Allosaurus, Spinosaurus, Dimorphodon, Pachycephalosaurus, Ichthyosaurus and Plesiosaurus.
262 notes · View notes
fadinggentlemenduck · 2 months ago
Text
i think reading sherlock knocked smth loose in my brain so if you read chapter 20 and the writing style is slightly that of the 1880's, just go with it
154 notes · View notes