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honestly shout out for purin gushing over kishigo

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Whatcha reading, Rae Rae?

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So Prismo got recast in the Fionna and Cake show cuz Kumail Nanjiani's agents didn't let him know the crew was trying to get him back to reprise the role

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you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

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Baby manatees look like they're 1 million years old

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People need to get over this phase of abandoning fandoms so fast. There are 70 year old women still into Spirk and you people can’t hold onto a man for a month. Shape up and stop abandoning your gently used blorbos in wet cardboard boxes on the side of the highway after a week

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Circle of protection against capitalism

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Today I accidentally knocked a monarch caterpillar off its leaf and it fell and immediately began oozing green liquid. I was devastated. I thought I'd killed it. Turns out they do that on purpose to defend against predators. Fooled by a fat little worm. Irrecoverable

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It should be illegal to have a bus stop without a bench I am 1000% serious rn

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i love pikmin but i feel like if they were real theyd be so annoying like ill be minding my own business and then see 10 of them skittering over my bedside desk running off with my birth control

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I put a smell on you

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This is the funniest way you could've put it

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I saw a cute outfit and wanted to put it on Usagi