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I adore all the KimHarry casefic (and respect the fuck out of it because I could NEVER write a coherent murder mystery) but in my honest and humble opinion, I think many people over-exaggerate how busy the RCM is. I don’t think the detectives of the 41st are pulling 12+ hour days, or staying in the office doing paperwork until 2 am. Every time we call Precinct 41 in-game, someone is always available to talk shit at Harry. Judit and Jean can apparently spare 2+ days to sit on their asses at the Whirling-in-rags to watch Harry run around in his dumb little outfits instead of doing their own damn jobs. What I’m saying is I think Kim and Harry are just freaks of nature that clock endless overtime to avoid being alone with their own thoughts.

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the start of a comic i was making in 2023 about a mosquitos point of view

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by @beetlemoses

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Indrid, the Seer

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My lil sister just showed me the Mystery Shack she build from scratch using pizza boxes and I'm literally so proud of her that I have to share it here

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Thinking about how when the Oceangate sub imploded, the coastguard picked it up on their radar and knew from the moment it happened that everyone on board was already gone, and yet there was still a five day manhunt.

And how like a week before that, a refugee ship sank off the coast of Greece, whose officials knew this was happening and had ships within reach, but intentionally did nothing.

And how there was like the most expansive manhunt in recent history to find a suspect in the UHC shooting. In a city known for its unsolved crimes. How Briana Boston was arrested for a vaguely perceived threat to a CEO she wasn't even speaking to nor mentioned, while internet stalkers are never addressed unless they hurt someone, and then it's a maybe

And just how there is always money to perform for the rich, even when they can't actually be helped. And there is never money to help the poor, no matter how easy they would be to save.

And for some reason it's considered "dangerous and extreme" to want a world where our lives aren't just fodder at the whims of the rich.

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Your 20s are not about anything and your 30s are not about anything and your 40s... also not about anything

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every fucker is in new jersey right now

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see him schmoove

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If to be loved is to be human, why do I crave it?

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i really do believe that the answer to a lot of people's self hatred is not to try and reassure them that they are wonderful and okay and enough, but instead to remind them theyre a completely unremarkable regular ass person who is not the center of the universe or especially important so why would they expect themselves to be some superhuman savior. like there really is a kernel of out of control self importance at the heart of thinking youre an evil lazy piece of shit. because why would you expect you be anything but just like some guy. if you wouldnt expect the guy who works at the vape shop or your mailman or whatever to be able to do something then why would you expect yourself to? youre just some random ass person. its fine

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in the 2000s everything was happening on the dance floor. they signed the magna carta out there

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The funniest thing in the world to me is when people write mermaids that are bothered by humans eating fish. Like do you think fish don’t eat each other? The ocean is full of little freaks that will eat whatever or whoever the fuck will fit in their mouths. If the mermaids haven’t been eating fish this whole time what do you think they’ve been eating? If the answer is humans, that doesn’t make it any less funny. They’ll eat the species that looks like the top half of them but won’t eat a species that looks like the bottom half? Peak comedy.

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every forest is enchanted btw. stop being stupid and look with your eyes