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the hottest thing a man can possibly be is a fat and hairy transsexual

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Dunno how to explain it but fat Mac makes me discover something new about myself every time he appears on screen

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when fall out boy say "i can't commit to a thing, be it heart or hospital" and when fall out boy said "i love you in the same way there's a chapel in a hospital" and when fall out boy said "this is a love song in my own way, happily ever after below the waist" and when fall out boy said "love never wanted me but i took it anyway" and when fall out boy said "i keep telling myself i'm not the desperate type but you got me looking in through blinds" and when fall out boy said "i hate the way you say my name like it's something secret" and when fall out boy said "i'll be your best kept secret and your biggest mistake" and when fall out boy said

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It's extremely rare for me to not post something because it's too bad. But this was a 4 edible situation

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"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally

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mess

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ben affleck hearing “you kiss guys on molly” for the first time

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pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008

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all my mutuals are 35 year old italians with phds in molecular biology or gothic incest. sometimes both

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shaving your pussy should be considered self harm

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the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

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Stop moving to Berlin. You can do ecstasy and wear a leather jacket in the city you live in

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so true

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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"fruit has sugar" warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don't get "addicted to fruit". yeah i'm also addicted to a nice walk on the beach

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lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty

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Different ways to interpret Frankenstein