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So that’s basically how it went down

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forced immortality is a fun trope. unappreciated. someone/something wants you to remain so it makes you. it will not let you die

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I really can’t believe we all grew up together on this goddamn bitch of a website

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Idk man.

Sometimes I'm sure I'm 100% asexual and aromantic but I know it's all a spectrum.

When faced with the actual opportunity to "mess around" with a guy, I'm not interested. I have had offers. I'm not stupid and i know i could get on a dating app and have a guy here to fuck me toNIGHT. That kind of low effort, empty shit is easy to find. Also not for me.

But my sister told me she knows this really nice guy who's a bass player like me and she's known him for 15+ years, she trusts him and said he's a very nice, sweet guy. He adopted a kitten from her a few years back and they keep in touch. He has depression and anxiety like me and he's very single and very lonely.

She wants me to give him a chance even though I've made up my mind to be single forever and he just moved to a different state a few months ago. But the maladaptive daydreaming i do at night has recently featured him talking to me, making me laugh, laughing at my jokes, being my friend, being nice, making me feel safe, etc. Most of the time we just hang out, sometimes he takes me on a date, sometimes he kisses me.

In my daydreams it is very nice, very calming but also exciting. If I ever do meet this guy in person, I will need to be sure to dash all of these fantasies from my brain. Fantasies where he's endlessly patient, sweet, understanding and always says and does the perfect thing. That's why they call it maladaptive, folks.

I guess this is why asexuals and aromantics write the best smut and love stories. Coaches don't play. I could write some shit about this guy that would make lots of people blush. Maybe i should write fiction.

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suggestions for gender neutral version of mom/dad? something less formal than just ‘parent’

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discourse from the year 2043: getting a song stuck in your head is immoral because it takes money away from the artists that would get paid if you were actually listening to it

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Just disnefy it

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My boyfriend makes a delicious stew that has three different types of carbs in it and it's delicious and having a bowl makes me spend the next four hours trying to fight a nap. Potion of Shut The Fuck Up.

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Nothing more embarrassing than accidentally using a big word wrong because now I'm simultaneously both stupid and pretentious, the worst combination of all time

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Stephen Vollo (American) - Strainer, Paintings: Oil on Canvas on Panel

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Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding

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It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

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REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️