fakestandards
fakestandards
FAKE STANDARDS
484 posts
B. M. Lombærts
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
fakestandards · 8 years ago
Photo
Tumblr media
Sunrise, Cadillac Mountain, Acadia National Park, Maine.
5 notes · View notes
fakestandards · 8 years ago
Video
youtube
Nothing I eat has any taste
Soundtrack
1 note · View note
fakestandards · 8 years ago
Photo
Tumblr media
Prince William Sound, Alaska.
12 notes · View notes
fakestandards · 8 years ago
Photo
Tumblr media
Prince William Sound, Alaska.
1 note · View note
fakestandards · 8 years ago
Photo
Tumblr media
Prince William Sound, Alaska.
1 note · View note
fakestandards · 8 years ago
Video
vimeo
Sometimes I feel like everybody’s moving on without me
0 notes
fakestandards · 8 years ago
Text
Fiji
Tumblr media
1 note · View note
fakestandards · 8 years ago
Photo
Tumblr media
Lake Bled, Slovenia.
11 notes · View notes
fakestandards · 8 years ago
Photo
Tumblr media
Lake Bled, Slovenia.
1 note · View note
fakestandards · 8 years ago
Photo
Tumblr media
Piran, Slovenia.
1 note · View note
fakestandards · 8 years ago
Photo
Tumblr media
Piran, Slovenia.
2 notes · View notes
fakestandards · 8 years ago
Text
The bus.
‘I was sixteen and my mom said “you’re going to summer camp in the UK and you can choose how - either by train, bus or plane.” All I wanted was a drum set.’
0 notes
fakestandards · 8 years ago
Video
youtube
(via Lisa Hannigan | Danny Boy - YouTube)
0 notes
fakestandards · 8 years ago
Photo
Tumblr media
Gulfport, Florida
2 notes · View notes
fakestandards · 8 years ago
Photo
Tumblr media
Painted Hills, John Day Fossil Beds, Oregon.
2 notes · View notes
fakestandards · 8 years ago
Photo
Tumblr media
Riley, Oregon.
0 notes
fakestandards · 9 years ago
Text
Sweet potatoes and beans.
11 AM. He's always there. At table six.  His belly bigger than I remembered. His moustache still white. "Anyhow, are you okay?" He asked. I told him I was and that I was hungry. I ate fast and had a coffee and a bottle of wine.  After lunch I went home and slept a little because I had too much wine.
I woke up late and missed the tram. I worked the rest of the afternoon from the office. It was hot at the office. When I got out I felt content and walked down the Scheldt along the quay. The sky and the river were green.
A yellow tugboat chugged north. A man walked next to me. We both stopped and stared at the river and watched the boat beating the waves. "It’d be great to be working on a tugboat." The man said. "Yeah. It'd be nice." "Be out on the river. Every morning. All day."
I walked home because I was hungry and I wanted to make dinner. Sweet potatoes and beans.
When I woke up the next day I found a note under my door: "Would you fucking help me out here?"
0 notes