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Too pretty not to share ( το ειδα στο ινστα)

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Where’s the fucking post of the guy with the huge chain whipping the swat team

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it’s FINALLY out of touch Thursday

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2-YEAR CHEDDAR

from GRAFTON VILLAGE

I usually try to review cheeses virginally - that is, ones that I’ve never had before. In this case, this is a cheddar I’ve had many times before. But I couldn’t leave it off the blog, what with its obvious appeal to leather and rubber fetishists.

As far as cheddars go, Grafton’s 2-year aged isn’t going to shock you. It’s mild, light on the salt, with a slightly sweet and grassy flavour. It’s got a nice texture. It’s dense, more moist than I expected, and smooth.

So what is the deal with the gummi suit on this cheese anyway? Well, cheese has obviously been around a lot longer than fridges. Fresh cheeses like mozzarella are too moist to last very long outside of a cold place (bacteria and fungi do so love damp places), though I don’t think anyone was too mad about eating that stuff quickly. But cheeses that have been aged (and dried) more have some more preservation options, which is where cheese wax comes in. The wax is a physical barrier, stopping fungal spores from landing, and also blocks moisture and air, making the cheese a pretty unfriendly place to grow. Even drier cheeses can be bandaged in cheesecloth and then slathered in lard to preserve them while allowing some ventilation.

I gotta admit: hot wax isn’t really my thing. But cheesecloth bondage and grease… it has potential.

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Lost and found

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this is the type of work they’re gonna make high school art students study in ten years

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A good dragon hoard must have a princess

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   Lionel Smit peintre , sculpteur Sud Africain contemporain

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GET HIM STEPHEN

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awesome freaking cd

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idk i hope this reaches the right audience

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grimes out here having dirk strider problems

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mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD

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free use? *smirks snartly* so naive. you know nothing in this damned society is really free...

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Vintage velvet purse