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Last day. Last kiss.

I wonder, do you think they both thought they were too much for each other?

Do you think that their insecurities eat away at them, burrowed into their bones?

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School days<3

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A small scene from 'contrapasso' by damagecontrol

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A list of regulily aus nobody wants:

(It's me, I am nobody)

- pirates 🙏 captain lily just makes me feral I'm sorry. Either he's a prince and she kidnaps him or they're both captains searching for the same thing and joining together to beat a mutual enemy

- fame au where Lily is a singer and Reg is a model and they're just cute and in love

- 'I come to this cafe to read every day and you just walked in with my favourite book and I want to talk to you about it but you're too pretty and it's intimidating'

- they both work for the same cat shelter and it's just fluffy and sweet and nothing is wrong in the world

- fake dating to get the guy who's obsessed with you off your back but oh shit now we're in love

- they're both knights assigned to kill the same dragon and your kissed for good luck before they went in for the kill but now they both survived and it's really awkward riding back home because they don't like talking about their feelings

- romance author and crime author meeting at the same book event and they're both silently freaking out because that's their idol right next to them but they have to stay cool

- vampires. That's all.

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Pandora: I am a firm believer of the fact nothing is funnier than standing outside the door whenever he is in the loo.

Pandora: Like he will open the door and have a heart attack.

Pandora: Every. Single. Time.

Pandora: You'd think at this point he'd expect it.

Dorcas: You are terrifying.

Dorcas: I aspire to be on you're level one day.

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If they got kidnapped:

Regulus/Dorcas: brutally murders kidnappers

Barty: accidentally joins kidnappers and is now so confused

Evan: poisons kidnappers

Pandora: either reformed the kidnappers or drove them insane

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YOU hates terfs

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Barty: A squirrel is just a tree ferret.

Evan: NO!

Barty: THEY ARE THOUGH!

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Regulus: What fucking sociopath made it legal for it to be this cold?

Barty: My father.

Regulus: We need to kill your father.

Barty: I'm trying.

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I CANNOT GET FAT TITS POTTER OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

(it's so funny, though)

One day we will finish this @alarainai @imdamagecontrol

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IS ANYONE ELSE GETTING THIS

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Some more regulus content!

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Crimson Rivers be like :

James 'I Would Let You Stab Me If It Means You're Safe' Potter

Regulus 'I Would Sacrifice Myself For You' Black

Sirius 'I Could Kill My Brother To Protect You' Black

Remus 'I Jumped In A Poisoned Cloud To Save You' Lupin

Dorcas: Amateurs

Dorcas 'I Started A War For You' Meadowes

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james potter did in fact not ask lily out every single day. he asked her out twice, and the last time he did, she said yes

his crush was still common knowledge and he never denied it when asked

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snippets from my marylily fic bc i’m at like 19k words and i can’t wait to publish it:

james meeting remus for the first time

the nerds + marls in detention

marylily mall date (but it’s not technically a date) (but it is)

dorlene being idiots

regulus not knowing basic survival skills

lily being a gay disaster

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Barty be like:

Evan: What's your favourite plant?

Barty: Tumbleweed.

Evan:

Evan: ...why?

Barty: It's just seems like such an iconic plant y'know.

Evan: It's tumbleweed.

Barty: Are you dissing the tumbleweed?

Evan *wtf*: No, of course not.

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bro got beaten up and decided to go cuddle his boss... they have perfectly professional relationship wdym