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hello world.
I would like to start my adventure to the Tumblr with this great masterpiece of mine. Do everything you want with this, think everything you want while we got no mind-police yet actually has anybody noticed how beautiful all of Voltron: Defender of The Universe screenshots are, I just can’t-
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th defendurs of hte univers
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diet lernc
pilotz uf
FUTURE BRAVE IN BOLTRON ROBOT SERIES
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Let me tell you about Voltron: The Third Dimension.
You probably haven’t heard of it.
V3D is a show that should not exist. Even after watching several episodes, it seems more fever dream than reality. But twenty years ago, in 1998, this beautiful monstrosity was thrust upon the world. Consider the following points:
A ‘90s CG animation hellscape
Characters that look like they went through a nuclear reactor
The aesthetic is kinda ‘90s grunge + space
Also their helmets are shaped like actual lion heads??
Lance making chicken noises for some reason
“shpACE PIRATES?!”
Oh my god the doom ships
The doom ships are f**king nightmare fuel
CDs. Email. Clunky ‘90s computers. It must be the FUTURE.
“Will you sign my Voltron j-peg?”
And there’s more …
“moonstone, ionized topaz, pure quartz, and condENsed LAzoN”
The Galaxy Garrison is headed by a neurotic micromanaging robot
Prince Lotor is a pervy cyborg voiced by Tim Curry
Keith and Lance flirt constantly…
Keith: Lance! You’re not allowed on this ship. Do you know how much trouble I could get in?
Lance: Trouble? (laughs) You used to like trouble, Keith!
…and are basically a married couple.
Keith: Lance? I know you can hear me. This is no joke, Lance – TURN THAT LION AROUND!
Lance: Sorry, Keith, but me and my kitty cat have a date with destiny.
DON’T watch this show. You have been warned.
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Jesus Christ if you’d stop thinking with your dick you’d have a lot more success
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I literally got side tracked from making a different vdotu/golion meme and made this instead I..?
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You talk about Isamu, but Akira is also dramatic as fuck.
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