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They're calling me Fuzzknuckles nowdays due to how many pubes are caught in my rings from jerking off.
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its a little bit funny to unfollow bitches on tumblr and then not replace them with anything. ecological damage to the dashboard.
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i love posting to this blog because the moment i post anything it leaves my mind immediately
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i cant lie i watched a video about mark wahlberg's prayer app and they put a clip from a movie in there of (i assume) him standing in front of a mirror and whipping his cock out. It was censored because, you know, youtube video. but it did activate a neuron and i was like OOohhh Cock. Yuo should uncensor that for no reason
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I post with my long and creepy finger
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are the icons on this site slowly getting bigger
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genuinely devastating to be a furry who thinks skunks are really cool animals. as a child they were my favorite animal, but now that i am grown up and on fur affinity i've discovered that skunks are usually representative of fetishes i Do Not Have. apologies to those who partake, but i'm not one much for fart fart shit. thank goodness my fursona is a pig. pigs are wonderful, smart animals, and i do enjoy a little snack. Surely the pigs on furaffinity are normal. *ominous sound effect*
#if you're genuinely wondering#most of the “pig” related stuff i see on furaffinity is also fart fetish stuff#and like#other stink related fetishes. which just are not for me#also the worlds scariest sfm porn of human women being forcefully transformed into farmyard sows#and the women are horrified and scared#and thats not for me either#and also feederism and hyperobesity porn#which i am... not into#i have no issues with fat furries#but there's definitely a line that i've drawn in the sand#and its when they're so engorged and enfattened that they are naught more than a 2000+ pound gumdrop shape with little arms and a tiny head#i just don't want to see that.....#especially when it's a 3d render.... ooh no#i recognize that everyone has their different tastes and that some people love jacking off to that stuff#and thats good for them. im glad people can jerk off on the internet. genuinely.#but mein gott. the butthole stink and walls of flesh i have seen.
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nothing in this world makes you rip ass harder than being on your period, except maybe like medical conditions that make your butthole powerful
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tornado siren test is like the angel of noon i thinks. <- guy who hasnt memorized when the tornado sirens get tested and is gonna be pissed if theres a fuckin tornado
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when the blog you follow reblogs one of their own posts that you already saw like 4 hours earlier but dont care about 🔥
#to clarify i dont mean donation posts or whatever#its just like. oh i see the aesthetic blog really wants traction on this gifset they made huh#gotta wheel it out again for the morning crowd
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juckport and 1 william dollars are pivotal phrases for people who want to talk like coach z
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