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is that a hard boiled egg in your back pocket or is your penis just round and on the wrong side

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wonderful pair of posts on the dash tonight

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HELLO ATYPICAL ARTISTS IS CASTING FOR OUR NEWEST ORIGINAL PLEASE CLICK ON THE LINK FOR MORE INFO!!!!!!

submissions due june 30th!!

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Americans will really measure in any form of unit huh?

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we can't even get a basic "all men structurally benefit from a misogynist society" to pass on this website without a bunch of queer men shooting themselves into a panic cause they get too uncomfortable about the idea of being culpable to self reflect. "feminist" website

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They hate when you serve weirdo daughter who grew up on the internet instead of having the same personality as everyone else

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So, fun fact about the skinned FurReal pony - I got the ID wrong, but only because Smores and Butterscotch's necks are semi-fixed in position, and I didn't think to google if the image I had of Butterscotch was mirrored.

The skinned horse IS Butterscotch, not Smores, but all of that's besides the point.

The reason I'm making this post is that y'all need to know that they skinned Butterscotch to turn her into a flamethrower

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WHERE HAVE ALL THE DIVAS GONE AND WHERE ARE ALL THE BROADS

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my favorite celebrity non-controversy was when lorde wanted to express her love of baths so she posted a picture of her bathtub captioned “and iiiiiiiiiii will always love youuuuu” not realizing that whitney houston died in a bathtub

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just met a three month old pomeranian named horchata. her paw was the size of my fingertip. she looked like half a dandelion fluff

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when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

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very much a fan of this post so i felt compelled to make my own. print it out and give it to your coworkers or hang it in your cubicle and go "don't make me tap the sign"