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Lots of my favorite vines are old ones, so here are some that I didn’t want lost to the wind

Might make part 2 w/more modern vines(?)

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the one acceptable exception IMO is if a service ads a cheaper than normal tier that includes ads, but the other direction? introducing ads to an existing tier, then making a new "premium" tier that doesn't have ads?

you are scum, and there are literally black mirror episodes about this shit. Stop It

“paid subscription with ads” is fucking crazy. if you pay for a service and then get served an ad on said service you should be allowed to pipe bomb its executive at no legal risk

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Alright guys, gals, and enbys, it might be a billion degrees out right now and the bus was late and I'm dripping sweat in public transportation, but GUESS WHO IS WEARING A DRESS TO THE OFFICE FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY??

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I mean, it's begun to breach containment a bit? no interest in Linux (for the most part), and it's just getting to me because of queer mutuals if this hits mainstream trans lesbian tumblr, it's breakin 10k notes easy

The best part of C is the horrors.

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"God never gives you more than you can handle" is survivorship bias. People who got more than they could handle are dead.

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saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead

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you gotta have freaks and gross weirdos in your life it’s imperative to understanding the truth of humanity

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From a queer elder…

Being queer isn’t supposed to be palatable to non-queers.

We don’t tick little squares on a checklist of “queer enough”, we obliterate the checklist.

We defy societal norms that say our bodies, families or relationships have to look a certain way.

Queer is the insult we took away from oppressors. We’re here, we’re queer, get used to it.

The people who hate us will hate us regardless of how palatable we make ourselves.

Stop licking fascist boots by policing queers who are queer in different ways than you.

Oh, someone is bi/pan trans lesbian with he/him pronouns? So what! They’re welcome on the rainbow. Their identity doesn’t have to make sense to you, it has to make sense to them.

Our identities don’t make sense to non-queers. They see us as unnatural and disgusting, so why are you turning around and crapping that same garbage out at your own community??

Once you drive the visible queers underground, the same people who hate us all will target you next. Nobody will defend you because you drove away everybody who would have.

Enough already!

— sincerely, an old queer.

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NEVER GIVE UP

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I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”

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Scarlet

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The Balance be like #FFXIV

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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Finding a colorblind friendly redesign of the rainbow flag has me happy to see a pride flag for once

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Experience: Learning the right way to connect the dots.