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This is better than any Marvel movie I have ever seen

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Today's sketch is a study of a classical chimera, but the lion part is a pigeon, and also the goat part is a pigeon, and would you believe it the snake tail is also a pigeon

-2450

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Druids are terrifying

I honestly don't think people give druids enough potential for the sheer terror they could instill in you.

Yeah, that squirrel in the tree above you? That was a man. That was a big, man dude man SPYING ON YOU. That fly in the corner of the room? An assassin dude man guy coming to KILL YOU. Every single mouse in the wall right now? An entire network of killer dude men guy dudes gathering information before killing EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE.

Imagine having to look at every single animal, insect, and plant around you, wondering if any of them or ALL OF THEM are secretly a person just wearing a false skin.

Terrifying.

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One of my favorite genres of post

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Some mf'ers really think calls with customer service people need to be like coordinated military operations. Like bro, that guy on the phone has no expectations of you. You cannot disappoint him. He does not care.

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Me: *looks at a single post from a fandom I am not a part of*

Tumblr: Wow WOW wohohohothereboy okay WOW look listen cowboy, we only got so mucha this fandom content to go around, so this'll have to do ya for now. Here.

*Dumps the entire content of the fandom on me in one wet, steamy pile*

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Two things that are actually literally red flags:

1. They don't like Miles Morales

2. They don't like the Barbie movie

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Honor Among Thieves honestly feels more like a live-action Disney movie than the actual live-action Disney movies.

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Man I wish life had a free-play mode where you could do day-to-day stuff but time wouldn't actually pass. Like I'm just tryna fuck around and have fun, I'm not tryna advance the main story.

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Jimmy: Hey Lois, I need a picture of you!

Lois: Sure! *Pose!*

The Picture:

Jimmy: Hey Clark, I need a picture of you!

Clark: Huh?! Wait, what?! Why?! Are-?!

The Picture: