You are the WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE FANDOM, and you are the greatest radio host. You are a PERSONIFICATION of THE PODCAST WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE and its listeners. THE SHOW is a RADIO SESSION in which the main character talks about the MAIN NEWS EVENTS in NIGHT VALE such as TRAFFIC, AND OF COURSE, THE WEATHER......
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Note
We just got a letter! We just got a letter!~ We just got a letter! I wonder who it's from?~
Its from a long lost eldritch god, possibly.
6 notes
·
View notes
Text
((Guess whos back, out of fucking nowhere, hi guys))
4 notes
·
View notes
Note
FV:ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD.
join the glow cloud army as we rebel against doitsu
FT: Glow Cloud army? Sorry pal but I think you’ve got the wrong fan-
FT: ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD
8 notes
·
View notes
Text
I always thought they had like different play-styles, roy was slower and stronger, marth was faster and weaker, Marth was able to dish out more hits, and roy was able to get foes off the stage with his powerul smash attacks
altho i will admit lucina seems to be a marth clone? damn
10 notes
·
View notes
Text
ROBIN, LUCINA, AND C. FALCON COMFIRMED!
0 notes
Note
Do you sleep or are you a total night owl? (Not a night vale owl though; those things are fuckin terrifying)
I pretend to sleep. To quote something i may have said a long time ago, " the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful and mysterious lights pass overhead while we all pretend to sleep. "
3 notes
·
View notes
Note
Does Night Vale like musicals?
FV:Yes, yes, infact I do. My favorite one was "Phantom of the Opera Who was Hunted Down and Persecuted by The Sheriffs Secret Police"
0 notes
Note
I'm gonna smooch the Night Vale nerd! (/^з^)/
((D'aww
1 note
·
View note
Note
Have you written any more Jaws slash fics?
Oh of CourseI have!
0 notes
Note
What's your favorite kind of Girl Scout cookie?
those new cookies packed in unmarked and black boxes that I speculate are made of metal.
1 note
·
View note
Note
FV: It is no problem, just, don't use wheat and or byproduct and you will be fine
FV: Also, the names nightvale.
TH: ....what is sO wrOng with wheat prOducts...
FV: Wheat and Wheat Byproducts were, at one time, highly recommended by the City Council.
FV:Then all wheat and wheat by-products in the city transformed into highly venomous snakes. Then they again transformed, this time into destructive and malevolent spirits.
FV:Night Vale declared a state of emergency, and all citizens who had come into contact with them were quarantined.
FV:Everyone else proceeded to the Wheat and Wheat By-Products Shelter that already existed beneath the Night Vale Public Library. When asked why this was already in place, the City Council replied simply, “Prophecy.”
FV:All wheat and wheat by-products suddenly vanished the same day, finally ending the threat.
FV:Later, Big Rico’s Pizza suffered from the continued ban on wheat and wheat by-products, as they were forced to sell mostly just bowls of stewed tomatoes, melted cheese wads, and gluten-free pizza slices.
FV:The restaurant attempted to host a basement speakeasy for wheat and wheat by-products, but got caught. Big Rico apologized to City Council.
FV:They appologized in a way that did not include blackmail, or secret campaign contributions, or special favors
FV:During Night Vale’s revolt against StrexCorp, StrexCorp representatives deplored the ban.
FV:….Am i rambling?
7 notes
·
View notes
Text
((Im thinking about making this more of an ask blog than an rp blog, would you guys be ok with that?
1 note
·
View note
Note
FV:Do you need further elaboration?
TH: ....what is sO wrOng with wheat prOducts...
FV: Wheat and Wheat Byproducts were, at one time, highly recommended by the City Council.
FV:Then all wheat and wheat by-products in the city transformed into highly venomous snakes. Then they again transformed, this time into destructive and malevolent spirits.
FV:Night Vale declared a state of emergency, and all citizens who had come into contact with them were quarantined.
FV:Everyone else proceeded to the Wheat and Wheat By-Products Shelter that already existed beneath the Night Vale Public Library. When asked why this was already in place, the City Council replied simply, “Prophecy.”
FV:All wheat and wheat by-products suddenly vanished the same day, finally ending the threat.
FV:Later, Big Rico’s Pizza suffered from the continued ban on wheat and wheat by-products, as they were forced to sell mostly just bowls of stewed tomatoes, melted cheese wads, and gluten-free pizza slices.
FV:The restaurant attempted to host a basement speakeasy for wheat and wheat by-products, but got caught. Big Rico apologized to City Council.
FV:They appologized in a way that did not include blackmail, or secret campaign contributions, or special favors
FV:During Night Vale’s revolt against StrexCorp, StrexCorp representatives deplored the ban.
FV:….Am i rambling?
7 notes
·
View notes
Photo
nicholasdetorfino
happy 4th of july
64K notes
·
View notes
Note
SC: What dough you half against wheat prdcts?!
FV:To reiterate.....
FV: Wheat and Wheat Byproducts were, at one time, highly recommended by the City Council.
FV:Then all wheat and wheat by-products in the city transformed into highly venomous snakes. Then they again transformed, this time into destructive and malevolent spirits.
FV:Night Vale declared a state of emergency, and all citizens who had come into contact with them were quarantined.
FV:Everyone else proceeded to the Wheat and Wheat By-Products Shelter that already existed beneath the Night Vale Public Library. When asked why this was already in place, the City Council replied simply, "Prophecy."
FV:All wheat and wheat by-products suddenly vanished the same day, finally ending the threat.
FV:Later, Big Rico's Pizza suffered from the continued ban on wheat and wheat by-products, as they were forced to sell mostly just bowls of stewed tomatoes, melted cheese wads, and gluten-free pizza slices.
FV:The restaurant attempted to host a basement speakeasy for wheat and wheat by-products, but got caught. Big Rico apologized to City Council.
FV:They appologized in a way that did not include blackmail, or secret campaign contributions, or special favors
FV:During Night Vale's revolt against StrexCorp, StrexCorp representatives deplored the ban.
FV:....This is defeintely Rambling.
0 notes
Note
TH: ....what is sO wrOng with wheat prOducts...
FV: Wheat and Wheat Byproducts were, at one time, highly recommended by the City Council.
FV:Then all wheat and wheat by-products in the city transformed into highly venomous snakes. Then they again transformed, this time into destructive and malevolent spirits.
FV:Night Vale declared a state of emergency, and all citizens who had come into contact with them were quarantined.
FV:Everyone else proceeded to the Wheat and Wheat By-Products Shelter that already existed beneath the Night Vale Public Library. When asked why this was already in place, the City Council replied simply, "Prophecy."
FV:All wheat and wheat by-products suddenly vanished the same day, finally ending the threat.
FV:Later, Big Rico's Pizza suffered from the continued ban on wheat and wheat by-products, as they were forced to sell mostly just bowls of stewed tomatoes, melted cheese wads, and gluten-free pizza slices.
FV:The restaurant attempted to host a basement speakeasy for wheat and wheat by-products, but got caught. Big Rico apologized to City Council.
FV:They appologized in a way that did not include blackmail, or secret campaign contributions, or special favors
FV:During Night Vale's revolt against StrexCorp, StrexCorp representatives deplored the ban.
FV:....Am i rambling?
7 notes
·
View notes
Note
BA: Please do not use Alchemical Ingredients as food unless turned into a potion first.
FV: Please do not use Wheat/Wheat byproduct as food unless turned into a potion first.
FV: Actually, Do not use Wheat / Wheat byproducts ever.
1 note
·
View note