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My mother has finally noticed. She thought I cut my hair tho, and then she noticed I dyed it
Playing the game of how long will it take for my mother to notice I’ve dyed my hair, last time I played this game it took her a month to notice that I died part of my hair hot pink. This time I’ve died my hair brown and blue
#it took 35 days#she asked me if I cut it bc it ‘looked different’#I just took my hair down and I told her that and she went ‘but it’s grey and purple!’#and I told her that it’s been this way for a while
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i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably
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no matter what your most embarrassing moment in life is, at least it’s not having fucking chat gpt write fanfic for you bc you’re too lazy to do it yourself
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when your man keeps suggesting you freeze the baby in a cryogenic tube😂😂🤣 ladies this ever happen to you ?
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POV: Your estranged brother shows up at your door with a pair of pre-teen twins, wwyd? 🤨
In honor of The Book Of Bill coming out and my friends getting massive Gravity Falls fixations (Which HELLLL YEAHHHH 💥💥💥) I decided I wanted to redraw my first ever Timestuck AU doodle because that AU has my heart and soul and my time traveling loving heart can never truly abandon it 💛
(Also looking back, YIKES my art style was a little funky, thank you Psychonauts for making my art look nicer <333 (this is also your sign to play Psychonauts I guess lol))
Blank versions without the text cause I really like how these came out, I think they’re pretty :]
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God mullet Stan is my favorite creature.



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I love time stuck turned mystery trio, I think it might be my favorite Au pairing.
Sorta implied Fiddlestan? Idk JANSJ
Mabel drools in her sleep the same way Stan does lmao.

Not me out here checking the Wikipedia E-commerce timeline just for one joke NSNNSNDD.
eBay didn't exist until 1995 😭😭😭
Based on this drawing from a charity stream I believe ↓

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Comic inspired by my favorite scene from 5 minutes older (timestuck AU)
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Playing the game of how long will it take for my mother to notice I’ve dyed my hair, last time I played this game it took her a month to notice that I died part of my hair hot pink. This time I’ve died my hair brown and blue
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It’s gromit’s birthday!!!!
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Stoppp shearing fiddleford's whole beard off you are HURTING him. It's like a cat's claws a maintenance trim is healthy but he has nerve endings in there
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hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)
there is delaware (state) and delaware (river)
both are equally strange
the state is a tiny little cryptid thing
the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.
the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.
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