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Pages 52, 53, 54, 55, and 56 all at once!!! Â Whaaat?!
this will probably never happen again
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Yennefer thinks Jaskierâs a catty twit (accurately) but also she thinks Geralt has a really good thing going with having his own soundtrack playing for him at all times. she decides to spend a rather large sum hiring Jaskier to follow her around at a few events playing appropriate ominous and/or seductive music
Jaskier thinkâs Yenneferâs a catty witch (accurately) but a gigâs a gig and he wanted into a couple of those parties anyway so he goes along with it
And it turns out Yenneferâs actually highly entertaining to watch especially when Jaskier lures her into the vicinity of his personal enemies and he gets to watch them damn near piss their pants
And it turns out Jaskierâs actually highly entertaining to listen to especially when Yennefer has him write devastatingly reputation-ruining âthis is totally not about you and you canât prove itâs slander in a court of lawâ songs about her personal enemies
After a while Geralt realizes he hasnât seen Jaskier in an unusually long time, hunts them down, and is like âwhat have you done with my bardâ
Yennefer just goes âmy bard now.â
Jaskier: [smug lute music]
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#baby with a baby ・â âż â・
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These Kittens And Pups Got To Explore A Giant Aquarium And Itâs Probably What We All Need In These Dark Times.
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Reenactor throws a spear at a drone
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#I DONâT UNDERSTAND WHAT I NEED TO WRITE MY NAME FOR
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Doctor Who The Power of Three | 07x04
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Maybe we should talk about how The Witcher starts with Geralt telling Renfri about how even the people he saves/protects are deathly afraid of him and all anyone ever sees in him is a violent, dangerous beast BUT THEN COMES JASKIER who is never afraid of Geralt and, on multiple occasions, legit runs to him for protection because he trusts that the Witcher will keep him safe.
Damn.
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âHer breasts jounced their agreement.â
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