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when the gf lays eggs in you so you gotta do the walk of shame to medbay after

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girl who's dating a hivemind and she's never really wanted to be infected or anything but simply enjoys having a girlfriend with like 11 bodies

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Hey! Do you mind if I put my penis in your butthole and then thrust my hips for awhile while saying categorically untrue things about the broadness of your worth and your status as a human being?

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"The perils are great, adventurer. But the rewards, oh the rewards..."

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Need more corruption without @ge play (no hate to them) cuz fuckkkkk i love feigning cluelessness and innocence so muchhh

Having someone grope you or slide their hand between your legs and you asking “what’re you doingg” obliviously while grinding against them

Pretending like you’ve never been fucked or even touched yourself before

Having someone show you how to touch yourself to feel good

ESPECIALLY with religious elements where you can be a good pious lamb being corrupted into being sinful and dirty and impure

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Surely adding a glass of wine to my already sexed up mood will do nothing of serious consequence

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by the way, perverts et. al, leaving a dildo in a bowl of ice water for a while in full view of your bottom is a very nice way to create a healthy amount of fear in a dynamic

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thinking hard abt getting too bitey and pushy and even a little dominant during sex and forcibly being muzzled and fucked right back into my place <3 cuz im just a puppy that sometimes gets wayy to excited and needs to be disciplined <3

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look all i'm saying is that if there were legions of heat-crazed bunnyboys descending upon our realm then i'd face them alone. i'd defend all of you. you could flee to safety while i withstand their onslaught of mind-addling pheromones and hypnotic movements. just throw a bottle of gatorade over the battlements once an hour and i'll take on the whole army by myself. you're welcome, btw.

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new treatment for all mental illness called Pulled In By Collar And Forcibly Made Out With and it's literally free folks

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Hey you can't just tarnish the sanctity of the fallen angel like that. No no no stop touching its halo. It's not right to sully a pure b—oh. Oh it's moaning. Stop fucking rubbing it like that .. and sliding your fingers along the rim ...

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Yes I can see that it's nuzzling into your hand. That doesn't mean anything. You wanna pull out one of its feathers? Whoa now—oh my god the angel isn't supposed to say "yes please" and pant harder. Stop you're going to leave a lecherous stain upon its pure consciousnesssssand it just came from that. Never mind.

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submissive tops in muzzles? can we hear it for submissive tops in muzzles?

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Pros of sucking the strap:

You don't gotta worry about your teeth

You can keep going as long as you want

You can pick your favorite shape and size until it hits the back of your throat and turns your brain off perfectly

You'll look like such a good puppy slobbering on their strap for fun and drooling all over yourself like a slut, lubing it up for more fun

If it's a squirting one then they can cum as much as they want straight down your slutty throat until you're completely cumdrunk

Cons:

Literally none

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just passed a guy in the store wearing a shirt that said "I hate being sexy but I'm a chubby bearded man so I can't help it". hell yeah brother