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you come to my house. you see this.
“oh? you have kids?” “No” i reply. “…rabbits?” “No,” again I reply. you look closer. inside is a roomba. ‘its almost time to feed him!’ i say. your eyes ask a handful of questions, but you remain silent. i sprinkle a handful of dirt in the enclosure.
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today's agenda
screaming into the abyss (2 snack breaks)
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Reblog the strawberry kitty for good luck!🍓🐱
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hey idiots watch this *morphs into an ordinary fist-sized onion and never morphs back*
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Hey everyone check THIS out *floats lifelessly down a river*
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Before I go to sleep tonight I want to get married
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Reblog if you would wait with him in the rain

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bae: come over
me: do you have food
bae: my parents aren't home
me: are they coming back with food
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