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farmersecrets
farmsecrets 2.0
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farmersecrets · 14 days ago
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My kentsam kinktober is becoming increasingly more samkent and honestly? I like it better this way
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farmersecrets · 17 days ago
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FINAL UPDATE yes it’s what you think it is
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There’s a user on the gayincest_stories subreddit who’s been posting his journey to seduce his dad for the past 2-3 months and today he posted an update that they jerked off together!! Love wins!!!
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farmersecrets · 19 days ago
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Got excited because I thought I’d found a fic series (a SERIES!!) for a bestiality ship that I like with a fairly high number of bookmarks (meaning it passed peer-review) and then the very last tag of the latest installment was “AI Use” 😨
What happened to being an organic pervert? If you can’t write your own fantasies, store-bought (commissioned) is fine, but machine generated??? Girl go to hell 😭
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farmersecrets · 19 days ago
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I get so happy every time I see a guy’s balls from underneath and the sack makes a ❤️ shape. Love is stored in the balls 🫶
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farmersecrets · 20 days ago
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I need Alex and the farmer making out while they each get fucked by dogs. Maybe a pack, using them as they want. Maybe the farmer sets up Alex being used by a pack, or being his farm's breeding mate. Sam and his dad get in on it, too
Alex whose main contribution to the list of farm chores is being a free use slut.
He walks around the farm watering crops, feeding animals, and repairing fences completely naked except for work boots/gloves and a rubber puppytail buttplug that just barely peeks out from between the swell of his asscheeks. Whenever he gets asked about it he says it’s just easier to go naked than to have to take off his clothes every time someone wants access; and it helps him keep his tan even!
At first it’s just the Farmer who takes advantage of this, pushing him up against a fencepost he’s repairing or down onto his knees in freshly-watered soil to use him before returning to whatever he was doing.
The first time it happens, he’s limping home from a heartbreakingly unsatisfying romp with Dusty; the old boy had popped his knot early and been too tired to go for another round, leaving Alex to half-heartedly jerk himself off.
Yogi meets him at the gate, tail wagging in excitement before starting to circle him slowly, sniffing at the air in suspicion; when that cold, wet nose burrows its way between the ass of Alex’s jeans, he knows exactly what to do. Ten minutes later, his clothes are thrown on top of the shipping bin and he’s on all fours in the dirt path right in front of the Farmhouse with Yogi draped over his back, rutting up into him with the energy only a young stud in the prime of his breeding years can have.
The second time he bends over for the dog he’s more alert and aware of what he’s doing and where, but the Farmer is away on Ginger Island for the weekend and it’s not like the animals really mind the show.
The third time is when they get caught.
He’s sunbathing out in the fields after finishing up his other chores, dozing contentedly on an old picnic blanket spread out over the dirt that he found in the barn. He’s halfway roused by the sensation of a tongue trying to get at his hole, and he instinctively spreads his legs and lifts his hips up to give it better access. He finally starts to wake up when the knot passes his rim and starts to swell, and his free hand goes down to tug lazily at his morning wood until he comes on the blanket with a sigh minutes later. His eyes snap open at the sound of an impressed whistle and he realizes with mounting terror that he has an audience - a human audience. His head twists wildly until his gaze lands on the Farmer and he tries to get away from Yogi, cover himself up, do something, but they’re tied tight and Yogi seems to take pride in being stubborn at the most inconvenient times.
“H-how much did you-?”
“All of it. I was admirin’ your ass and wonderin’ if I should have a go at it myself when Yogi here beat me to it.”
“Oh.”
“Mmmhm. You take it like a pro, though. I’d wager you and my dog have been gettin’ real familiar, hm? How many times have you bent over for him now?”
“Three…”
Another impressed whistle.
“Just three? You look like you belong under him, lover. D’you do this with Dusty before you moved in with me ‘n Yogi?”
“Y-yeah. He was my first.”
The Farmer’s face splits into a grin.
“Well lookee here, seems I’ve caught myself a real cockslut. I dunno about putting my dick where my dog’s been anymore, but it sure would be an awful waste of a damn fine ass to have you just be Yogi’s personal whore… I tell you what - how about you start servicin’ the other animals?”
“Wh-… what?”
“How d’you feel about bendin’ over for some of the other studs on this farm? Yogi’s not the only one whose nuts need emptyin’, and you sure as hell got the experience for it.”
“… Yeah, actually. Sounds fuckin’ awesome.”
It takes a few weeks for the Farmer to train them, but eventually all the breeding studs know that Alex is fair game. His chore schedule has to be revised; feeding the animals and cleaning out their pens used to only take a couple hours at most, but now that the animals are constantly bullying him onto his hands and knees, it takes him until late in the afternoon to get done with them. He likes it though, likes it a lot; maybe that old saying about loving your job and never working a day in your life is really true. It certainly feels true when he’s got the weight of a hog’s belly pressing down on his back, or a buck’s balls slapping against his ass, or a ram’s wool warming his skin as it spears into his guts. He’s not sure if he should bring it up to the Farmer yet, but he’s pretty certain that the horse has been eyeing him up lately.
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farmersecrets · 20 days ago
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dadson moodboard
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farmersecrets · 23 days ago
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Welcome to Kinktober 2025!
As there wasn’t an official Kinktober prompt list last year, we’ve put together an unofficial one for 2025, along with an AO3 collection. The graphics were all made by @latte-cucumber, and she's also made a banner that you’re welcome to use for your Tumblr Kinktober posts:
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More information
Kinktober is an October prompt challenge that’s been running in one form or another since 2016. There are three prompts for each day in October, and the challenge is to use one (or more!) of the prompts to create something for that day. If you don’t want to use any of the three daily prompts, you can swap them out for the bonus prompts at the bottom of the prompt list.
Our askbox is open for questions about how the challenge works or what the prompts mean.
Prompts
Masturbation – Orgasm Control – Incest
Coming Untouched – Ageplay – Kidnapping
Threesome – Nipple Clamps – Alien Abduction
Voyeurism – Sounding – Hypnosis
Finger Sucking – Wax Play – Dacryphilia
Outdoor Sex – Humiliation – Intoxication
Blindfolds – Chastity – Bloodplay
Webcam – Figging – Cages
Exhibitionism – Shibari – Tentacles
Oral Sex – Punishment – Consensual Non-Consent
Come Licking – Handcuffs – Somnophilia
Sex Work – Kneeling – Sissification
Dildos – Dom Bottom/Sub Top – Medical Play
Omegaverse – Possessive Sex – Choking/Gagging
Semi-Public – Object Insertion – Sex Pollen
Remote Control – High Protocol – Fire Play
Messy Sex – Service Kink – Anal Hooks
Size Queen – Dom/Sub – Genital Torture
Creampie – Sensory Deprivation – Electricity
Mirror Sex – Golden Shower – Dubcon
Rimming – Forced Orgasm – Monsterfucking
Quiet Sex – Crawling – Gunplay
Biting – Praise Kink – Enemas
Anal Sex – Gags – Noncon
Double Penetration – Impact Play – Pillory/Stocks
Lingerie – Cuckolding – Sex Robot
Hair Pulling – Animal Play – Gangbang
Multiple Orgasms – S&M – Needle Play
Body Worship – Omorashi – Full-Body Bondage
Breeding – Fucking Machine – Degradation
Hot Tub Sex – Foot Fetish – Writer’s Choice
Bonus prompts:
Aftercare
Fisting
Wall Sex
Sugar Baby
Uniform Kink
Free Use
Temporary/Permanent Marks
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farmersecrets · 23 days ago
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Update: HE GOT TO SUCK IT AND THEY MADE OUT AFTERWARDS
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There’s a user on the gayincest_stories subreddit who’s been posting his journey to seduce his dad for the past 2-3 months and today he posted an update that they jerked off together!! Love wins!!!
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farmersecrets · 26 days ago
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There’s a user on the gayincest_stories subreddit who’s been posting his journey to seduce his dad for the past 2-3 months and today he posted an update that they jerked off together!! Love wins!!!
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farmersecrets · 1 month ago
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I love the smell of incest😍
Sorry I’ve been away from this blog and only now come back, but I’ve just spent the last five minutes giggling hysterically at this because, well?? What does incest smell like 🤔⁉️
Immediately, my first instinct is to say myrrh. I was super into greek mythos when I was a kid, and I remember reading about Adonis (yes, THE Adonis), son of Myrrha, a woman who tricked her father into having sex with her before being forced to run away as he tried to kill her. The story goes that she begged the gods for help and they turned her into the myrrh tree, in which form she gave birth to Adonis; her tears said to be the resin used to make the perfume.
Scents and smells are notoriously difficult to describe, but the general consensus is that myrrh smells dark, earthy, and sometimes too bitter to stand. There’s reportedly a floral/citrus strain in it, though that’s probably for only the most discerning of aficionados to find. Seems like a pretty straightforward allegory for incest to me: largely frowned upon, with only true enthusiasts able to appreciate its hidden beauty.
Less seriously, it probably smells a little bit like dad’s sweat in the hallway after a long day at work, mixed with his favorite cologne and the green apple shampoo his son uses that he borrowed because his own shampoo ran out yesterday and he forgot to stop at the store. Maybe a hint of a rebellious cigarette’s smoke. Who knows.
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farmersecrets · 2 months ago
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farmersecrets · 2 months ago
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Freaking outtttt idk if any of y’all remember demonicoutlands on here from years ago, but i followed him on twitter after the The Great Tumblr Porn Ban of 2018 and like. We’ve been mutuals for YEARS but he just? Messaged me out of the blue?? I’M FREAKING OUT I FEEL LIKE I’VE ATTRACTED THE ATTENTION OF A CAPRICIOUS AND VAGUELY THREATENING GOD
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farmersecrets · 2 months ago
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two characters: flirty banter, clearly getting off on the power dynamics between them
people who are scared of going to hell for masturbating: he loves him like a son
me, hauving covid: can he call him that while they fuck
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farmersecrets · 2 months ago
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Is your icon custom made, or is it from a mod? Either way, it's hot as fuck!
It’s technically a little bit of both? I ripped Dusty’s sprite from this mod, but combining them/altering Alex’s expression was self-done. I’ll put the bigger version below the cut just for u teehee
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farmersecrets · 2 months ago
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farmersecrets · 2 months ago
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So the side characters for Bryce’s route are his twin brother and his dad 😏
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farmersecrets · 3 months ago
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Level Up the Bottom class.
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