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fake man enjoyers tap out when their fave starts balding. if you were a real one youd be tonguing his receding hairline. coward.

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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.

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you actually can’t tell me he isn’t high and/or drunk off his ass in this photo

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the completed pittsburgh penguins washi tape design!! progress pics here

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I love filtering and black lists and blocking and unfollowing #myechochamber

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God I need him bent over someone's lap idc who. Anyway I'm going to bed

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FRANCO COLAPINTO | Post-race interview Monaco GP 2025

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kyle larson flopping the double is now a genre. and its a favorite of mine

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his tail must be wagging so hard rn

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Porn fic that takes fifty thousand words to get to the fucking and it's not even a slow burn, it just takes that much worldbuilding to properly contextualise the author's incredibly specific kink.

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you put an Apparently Reasonable Amount of dried pasta in boiling water and it turns into Much More Pasta than Anticipated

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“how would you feel if someone blocked you just because they found you annoying?” then i wouldn’t have to interact with someone who thinks i’m annoying? i don’t see a problem

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POST-RACE 2025 Indy 500 (📸 Brian Groce)

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stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction

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“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em

“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant