fastenyourseatbelts
fastenyourseatbelts
just another wild ride
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馃崁 || 21, she/her || at peace in this chaos 馃崁
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fastenyourseatbelts 1 hour ago
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fastenyourseatbelts 2 hours ago
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please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever
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fastenyourseatbelts 3 hours ago
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fastenyourseatbelts 3 hours ago
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My new bread pans make the most... Symmetrical loaves & they scare me kinda
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fastenyourseatbelts 3 hours ago
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i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn鈥檛 popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed
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fastenyourseatbelts 3 hours ago
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We ask your questions anonymously so you don鈥檛 have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.
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fastenyourseatbelts 6 hours ago
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Even when I try to write about fascism I write about plants
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fastenyourseatbelts 6 hours ago
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fastenyourseatbelts 6 hours ago
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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I鈥橫 NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
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fastenyourseatbelts 6 hours ago
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crazy to me that I've been on tumblr long enough to see the vast majority of posts i see on a daily basis evolve from superwholock and fandom shit to this
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fastenyourseatbelts 6 hours ago
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really afraid to post anything because what if the spanish doppelganger of me appears and starts speaking a little espanol tonight
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fastenyourseatbelts 6 hours ago
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fastenyourseatbelts 6 hours ago
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WHY GOD JUST WHY I WANT TO CRY
What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck
How are people like this
This girl next to me doesnt believe in racism. Or poverty. Or people's lives. Like she doesn't believe these things exist and should be at least attempted to fix. I am shaking inside
stressed over political conversations at work. surrounded by conservatives who don't realise they're conservative. god why. why me
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fastenyourseatbelts 7 hours ago
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I am very, very, very tired
stressed over political conversations at work. surrounded by conservatives who don't realise they're conservative. god why. why me
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fastenyourseatbelts 7 hours ago
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It's happening again and I want to swallow my plate. It'll be less painful
stressed over political conversations at work. surrounded by conservatives who don't realise they're conservative. god why. why me
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fastenyourseatbelts 7 hours ago
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give yourself a sense of place and time. rotate your wardrobe when the weather changes. update your playlists every month. write down three things you did today. do it everyday. message your friends good morning. buy yourself different flavours of tea based on your mood, the packaging, the weather, your heart. save the little paper labels; stick them in your notebook until the inside cover is full of little colored tags. have it hot in the winter. have it cold in the summer. learn to make apple cider, raspberry cordial. spend the summer knitting a scarf for the colder months. spend the winter sewing loose flowy blouses for the summer. open the windows, five minutes a day if it's cold, all day if it's warm. give yourself a sense of place and time and weather.
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fastenyourseatbelts 1 day ago
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im into some fucked up shit. raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens. brown paper packages tied of with strings. i could go on but you couldnt even handle it
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