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Hahaha his face.. I love it I’m so glad he doesn’t freak out in thunderstorms though
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everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19
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tfw you realise the robots will steal your job
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OMG THIS HAS FIXED MY ENTIRE LIFE I’M SCREAMING I’VE WATCHED THIS SO MANY TIMES
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“What about the woman screaming?”
“Yeah sorry, that was me,” he said. “I really, really hate spiders.”
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the robot apocalypse will be caused by people talking about the robot apocalypse so much that the robots will think that’s what we want and they’re just trying their best
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JESUS CHRIST I OPENED THE FRIDGE TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT AND THIS FUCKING THING WAS STARING AT ME
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so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever
and then i checked their names

they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD
EXCEPT kEVIN
WHY
WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS
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