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The reason private schools offer better results for students is like 15% more resources and 85% the fact that they can exclude and kick out shitheads lol

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pasta art

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I feel so bad for the annoying women at work. Like I actually feel sick when we’re interacting and I feel the annoyance occurring in my brain like she really doesn’t mean to be this way and she just doesn’t want to feel alone or rejected. you can tell she’s experienced being an outsider everywhere she goes it’s only a matter of time. And it’s not cool chic or edgy but in the ugliest most desperate and dehumanizing way. They always start hopeful. they want to connect and they go searching for someone receptive to her so she can find her people but everyone turns away from her slowly and u hear it in her voice. It’s happening again. she starts hesitating to speak and when she does you hear a shaky child ending every sentence like it’s a question. Testing the waters to know if she’s wrong for even trying. And then I realize I took her smile for granted now that it’s gone.. I have to make it up to her I can’t let something like this continue. Life is so hard for people everywhere, so building a tolerance for being irritated is nothing in comparison especially if the reward is less pain and loneliness in the world I will always be the bestie you have my word

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This is a MUSTANG

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at our weekly allstaff meeting at work we always do an icebreaker question. today it was just tell us your hobby. that was the question. and i watched my coworker next to me go into chatgpt and ask it "hobbies." am i working with fake people am i being truman showed what the fuck is going on in here

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My secret is that my wife was in an extremely bad period in her life when she entered into a contest for knitting supplies. She loved knitting as a teenager and wanted to get back into it as an adult, but felt like we couldn't afford it. She wouldn't buy anything, and wouldn't let me get anything for her because it would be "a waste of money." So when she got an email from a knitting newsletter she followed talking about the contest, she entered and won third place - a little basic kit that got her excited to start and started pulling her out of her dark place.

This is when you go "aha. You cheeky devil. Did you cheat slmehow? Is that your secret?" But no. My secret is, I faked it all. I created a fake knitting blog, and sent it to her as "something I found." I ran it for a few months talking about made up craft projects with photos off the internet and things. Then I faked the contest, sold some of my possessions to buy the "prize" and let her win. Six months later I stopped posting and she didn't even notice. She still talks about that prize she won as turning her life around, and she'll never know I invented the whole thing.

Now this is some real lover shit!!!

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there should be a muppet fighting game theyve got a big roster of characters to pull from. fraggle rock and dark crystal fighters expansion this shit writes itself

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tumblr lowkey is not only ragebait but also comes with guaranteed harassment if you are a woman with a strong personality who doesn't think misogyny is funny. which is crazy bc that used to be the stereotype for tumblr users. like i was there.

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I thought I was misremembering the definition, but no, to segregate is to isolate a smaller group from a larger group, such as to remove non-sinners from sinners.

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Heaven is the most segregated place possible though? That's made pretty clear in almost every religion. God judges people and anyone who doesn't make the cut is forbidden from entering.

Jehovah witnesses go even further than that. At first they believed that heaven would only contain 144,000 people in total, but when that became an outrageously small number when compared to the human population, they changed it to heaven will only have 144,000 priests, and that everyone else who isn't a priest will go to a secondary heaven that's almost as good.

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And once again, we have to suffer through the stupidity of the sturgis rally.

I used to think it was fun when I was younger, but after 14 years of it, I'm over it. I wish it wasn't a thing.

The bikers take over the road and drive like they own the place without any consideration for locals. I can't tell you how many times I've been cut off on the highway while being told to keep an eye out for them for their safety.

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Grumpy little baaby - I'm so in love with yoou-oo-oo-oo-oooh 🐸🌿 (I hope you know which song I'm singing?:P)

I wanted to make a grumpy toad seemingly sitting on a mossy rock. And be able to open it. So I did!

(This is sold.)

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By Elizaveta Matinova

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I will never buy from this big self serve storefront thing for 2 reasons 1) they don't take cash 2) I find it insulting that they refuse to display price labels. You have to scan the item to find out how much it is. That's not how I work. I need to know exactly how much each and every single one of their 200 items costs so I can find the best deal.