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Who are the top 5 servants in your opinion who you'd think would be chilling out and looking at memes/old vine videos with you?

TOP FIVE SERVANTS WHO WOULD CHILL AND WATCH VINES/MEMES WITH YOU

yes i answered ask, woah look at me go..

1. Achilles

-okay do i even have to elaborate on this one, he is literally the one who will ask beg you to watch videos with you

-especially loves cursed photos and videos

-after watching vines you can bet your ass he will be a walking vine vendor for the next week,

       “hey babe can you hand me the tortillas in the outside fridge i forgot to bring them in”

      *achilles proceeds to shuffle run to the garage and grab the tortillas while screaming* “HURRICANE KATRINA, HA MORE LIKE HURRICANE TORTILLA”

                                needless to say you are not amused

-also, he can and will use the printer to print useless images of random shit that hold no context and tape on your wall, his wall, and everyone's fucking wall

-joins meme discord servers on the weekly and you always know hes on call when you here him shouting “ON JAH BRO FR” from his room

2.Merlin

-of course it will probably end up with him asking, “what is the vine” and you proceeding to show him the epitome of earth’s finest history it has to offer, “enough history and prosperity to rival great britain” is all you can reply with

-i think he’d be pretty confused at first but then slowly understand and become the bro to watch vines with

-did i mention he really likes vine, like he really likes it

-in 2019, he would get tik tok, and he would be famous, but only by winning his entire following on the basis of his ‘make vine great again’ campaign that literally involves multiple letters to many people asking for sponsorship to create a new vine, and it would probably end up in a super weird raid at a rite aid like seen previously with the area 51 raid

-also when he finds out about the area 51 raid, he shows up as the incel he is and dominates, he made it in 

-this man knows what is inside area 51 and will not tell anyone

-all in all he really becomes attached to vine to the point of addiction and da vinci will have to figure out a way to block him from all vine content on chaldea pcs

3.Musashi

-okay maybe this is just me, but i think that she would love meme comedy

-she would probably open a social media meme page shortly after being introduced to memes as well

-now owns one of those private e girl meme pages that has like 112k or some bs like that

-really loves to cuddle up on the couch and blast callmecarson, quakity, or soothouse videos 

-this leads to her wanting to play minecraft and you cannot change my mind

-by the way she gets really good at playing minecraft

-practically a+ gamer girl

4.Robin Hood

-he is amused by mortal comedy

-one must understand nothing to comprehend such glory

-he goes hard with this shit ngl

-LOVES cursed videos and sees vines as the treasury of human kind

-2am, you look down after getting a notification, ‘robabe with the hoodie’ has sent you a message,

“holmes when we dealt with camelot”

“don’t tell holmes istg”

-one will never recover the lungs from such feats of glory

-he somehow finds super old vines that make no sense but are stupid funny and should’ve been appreciated

-has designated days on the calendar based on moon cycles and political events for watching memes, don’t even ask i still don’t even know how he does it

-basically fills his entire camera roll with the same photo of obama and regularly asks what his last name is

5.Gawain

-thot boy of the round table googles ‘wtf is a cursed image’ after he overhears you talking about it

-he instantly gets hooked

-not only is it fucking hilarious but it’s a great way to bond with master

-finds peace and happiness when he is laying on the couch with you after laughing his ass off all day at cursed videos, memes, and tik toks (oh yes my greatest fantasy this is totally not why i included gawain)

-lazy sundays of vine watching makes his entire months, never doubt this

-sometimes he prints out spongebob or kermit appreciation posts and sticks it on your mirror so you'll see it in the morning

-very classy gawain, now we know why he’s so charming

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I just want to make sure I read this right, but when you said no underage servants, do you mean in general (like if the master was actining motherly towards them) or just nsfe asks.

motherly is fine, i just wont write anything sexual for underage servants like jack or nursery,, bruh that shits gross 

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Hello all ! I am back !

aha i’m dumb idiot who makes blog and then doesn’t post aha... I HAVE however, checked my inbox and will answer and upload shortly so,, stay tuned... and thank you guys for the asks as well..

i have been doing lots of stuff for school and i’m taking AP world this year so... yeah notes and essays galore.. 

anyway ty guys for being patient and feel free to send in any and all asks

                            -love rui<3

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Bedi is a fucking mood oh my god.

Found these while looking around for some spoilers

I’m dead

SIR GAWAIN PLEASE LOWER YOUR PANTS JUST A BIT PLEASE

**** Lmao yeah I’ve seen these already I have so many screenshots god help me but thanks for sharing anyway x Bedi is perfect that’s all I’m gonna say since I don’t really care about the others ^^

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Edmond Dantes Cuddle Hcs

I went into the sea with my phone in my back pocket and now I can’t play the summer event so I am P I S S E D. RIP my dream on lancer Kiyo coming home.

-So congratulations if you somehow managed to get close enough to coffee loving, edge boy in order to let him cuddle with you.

-He would never do this with really anybody so be happy he trusts you.

-Also, he deserves so much love so treat him well??

-It is also pretty obvious that he 100% smells like coffee when you get close enough to smell him.

-For being the dark edgy boy he is, he is HOT. LIKE HE’S A FUCKING HEATER.

-I also imagine him living off of cuddles??

-Once you get him to cuddle he is HOOKED.

-He may have had the mat ripped right from under him but he is still human and would very much find this warmth from your close presence lovely.

-Please take care of him and recharge his battery when he needs it. 

-He thinks you haven’t caught on but every time you guys are close he will let out this tiny smile and that alone is enough to make anyone's heart melt ngl.

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Tamamo (Caster) Bra Shopping Hcs

Bless this girl she is pure wife material

-The best person to go shopping with.

-Forget the shopping she will just have fun to spending time with you.

-Bra shopping with her is probably the most traumatic thing ever to experience if you actually let her walk with you into Victoria’s Secret. She will probably shove half the store in your face and then ten seconds later be in the dressing room making you try on every single bra in the store.

-Most of the workers would look at you like “What the fuck are these people doing taking the whole fucking store into the dressing room.”

-It will either end up with you getting kicked out or buying so much you would have to call your bank to tell them YOU are the one buying out the whole store.

-(Bonus points if you have a boyfriend cause she will just take your phone and snap a couple photos while your changing,)

-Probably would point at all their lingerie and make more than a few sexual innuendos (if you know what a mean).

-(More pictures Lmao.)

-10/10 if you asked her opinion on everything (She would put in her 2 cents anyway if you didn’t)

-After you max out your credit card, take her to the foodcourts and you would have a successful day. (Many people would stare at the 6 bags labeled Victoria’s Secret that both of you are carrying.)

-Walk into Chaldea and oh my god you better fucking sprint for your room.

-She would probably offer to hang all them up in your closet and then continue another hour of spending time with her favorite person. (Take good care of her Okay, she deserves it.)

-Shopping with her is a blessing but be careful many things can go wrong.

(I tried lmao I'm not good at this.)