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hot fucking take but if there are open spaces on the train you do not need to sit right next to me and if you do anyway i will stare at you suspiciously for the entire ride until your stop
#public transportation#public transit#public transport system#i love public transport#but cmon guys#why do so many people want to sit next to complete strangers#like we are bumping shoulders rn bro#go hold onto a different bar
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i swear some people use travel as a form of self harm. i promise you if you don’t visit the airport trice yearly it won’t explode, stay home sweetie.
#please#travel#if you hate it so much#why don’t you stay home#you don’t have to#traveling isn’t mandatory#i recommend getting out as much as the next guy#but a 6 hour flight and a layover isn’t always the way to do it#and the people you’re traveling with can tell#by how much you yell at everyone on the way to your gate#and the vein in your forehead#for the love of god#stay home#traveling#i fly a lot btw#flying#airport
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i fucking love apple fritters
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you never realize how much “how old?” sounds like “hewo” until you’re walking a dog and having trouble hearing :/
#i love my dog#me and my dog#dogs#misheard words#embarrassed the hell out of myself#they said it at least 6 times before i even said what
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don't fucking talk to me about laika
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guys remember if you see florence henderson running past your window, don’t be concerned, it will not harm you, it’s just her running after something she’s not sure of
#the muppets#the muppet show#florence henderson#the brady bunch#is this too niche#is this too specific#does anyone see my vision#does anyone know#does anyone remember this#season one#episode seven#the opening#please tell me#someone knows#nostalgia#childhood memories#childhood shows#jim henson
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stamp was cropped in a rush ;^;
photo taken by u/egnora as far as i’m aware
#random stamps#stamps#web graphics#graphics#neon city#night time#neon lights#i love walking around cities at night#city photography#photography#:D#my thumb is twitching real bad rn yall#owie
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more pictures of tricycle i thought the world needed to see
hey guys
I'm not doing too great today (and most of us are in the same boat, it seems)
Please send me something that made you laugh recently
or like. A picture of your dog wearing a random object as a hat
or just a ":]" emoticon
thank you cousins
we will get through this together
and remember the skate park is always open for rants or shreds
even if I'm not there my friends are really cool, you'd like them
I love you
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how to say happy fathers day to someone that (allegedly) tried to drown u (multiple times) asking for a friend
#father’s day#happy father's day#asking for a friend#dad#i wish i had one#uuhhhh#so#anything from the crowd?#no?#you can laugh#it’s funny#f
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who else up feeling the soil falling over their heads 🤣🤣🙏‼️
#oh mother#i can feel the soil falling over my head#i know it’s over#jeff buckley#the smiths#where are the real men#the sea did in fact want to take him#sorry#if you’re so funny#why are you on your own tonight?#music#80s music#gut wrenching#music that makes me feel things#depressing music#it’s over#it’s never over
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this poll ended on my birthday lolz
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#tumblr polls#please help#please#polls#this was an accident#i didn’t mean to#add a poll to my draft#and now#i can’t get rid of them
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“the people of iowa welcome you!” bullshit, these dickheads want me out downtown doing lines off a dead squirrel’s tail in the alley next to Boonie’s
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have u ever accidentally disliked a youtube video and cried when you saw the ‘feedback shared with creator’ notification or are you normal
#or are you normal#youtube#have you ever tried this one?#hyperventilating#i might be going insane#i might cry#well i did#i’m really gonna do it this time#bitches love my mustache#markiplier
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my sister turned 18 yesterday everyone say happy birthday, tax payer
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my dog with a flower crown
her name is tricycle
hey guys
I'm not doing too great today (and most of us are in the same boat, it seems)
Please send me something that made you laugh recently
or like. A picture of your dog wearing a random object as a hat
or just a ":]" emoticon
thank you cousins
we will get through this together
and remember the skate park is always open for rants or shreds
even if I'm not there my friends are really cool, you'd like them
I love you
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acellus can suck my dick hard or soft after that update wtf
#classist assholes#i have to pay for world history now what#no way girl#the layout is shit too#i can’t check what exams i’ve done💔
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