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you seem like the type of person to eat an onion like an apple

SHUT THE FUCK MOUTH, WRONGBRAIN!

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Incredible things happening on tumblr

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Caius doodle cus i binged watched all the Twilight movies again 🤓

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“If it’s a boy EJ, for Edward Jacob” BELLA GIRL PLEASEE. She so sick in the head.

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Vampire: *struggling*

Me:

Vampire: *still struggling*

Me: look, I said I have tricky veins-

Vampire: DO YOU HAVE THEM AT ALL????

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tiny edward, why did you hate on the green sweater so much???

i can’t see her…

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comic adaptation of midnight sun p. 234

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bella would wake and bake with an iced coffee at her side every crisp weekend morning if smeyer wasn't a coward

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“[emmett] tucked me like a football into his vast chest, and ran me through the door.” (twilight p. 399)

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today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

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Jessica (while she and Mike are "off" again for the 3rd time): guys only want one thing and it's disgusting

Bella (nodding sagely): Marriage.

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I felt hope - A and J by *coleslawari

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I’m just going to open up dialogue about the Cullens accidentally changing an animal. Like, that’s how some humans get changed, right? If a vampire gets interrupted while feeding? What would happen if something happened while Emmett was drinking and then 3 days later we have a demonic bear with super strength on our hands?

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