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        ❝  ah christ ----   ❞    he took a shot,  a frown on his face as he lost the stupid bar game.  he tapped the table, grin appearing slowly.     ❝  best two outta three?  ❞

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i made one for connor too :)

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SENTENCE STARTERS FROM EDGAR ALLAN POE’S MURDER MYSTERY DINNER PARTY (11)

“you had that the whole time?” “this doesn’t add up.” “no.. it can’t be.” “*gay expression of shock and betrayal*” “*slow clapping*” “you’re MAAAAAAAAD!” “get to the poooooint.” “it looked like you two were getting along quite well.” “you are overestimating how much i care about people.” “SHAKESPEARE WAS A LIAR AND A THIEF!” “you were drunk..?” “i haven’t pissed in five days.” “it is a truth universally acknowledged that snitches get stitches.” “it seems you may have bigger problems.” “also i don’t want to go to jail.” “heh. no one would believe that.” “i always thought you were stupid.” “i put a stop to that.” “i’ve never used a gun before!” “you killed a man with an axe!!!” “in hindsight i really should have just used this gun.” “you guys really should have had a bit more sense. and/or sensibility.” “friends. friends is the word you’re looking for.” “that is quite a lot of blood.”

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• °☆ Random Quotes ☆ ° •

feel free to change words and pronouns as needed.

“You have bewitched me, body and soul.”

“So be prepared, be enthusiastic, and leave your bullshit attitude and baggage at the door because we don’t need it!”

“Some people can’t believe in themselves until someone else believes in them first.”

“It is not our abilities that show what we truly are. It is our choices.”

“With great power comes great responsibility.”

“The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds. And that’s what you’ve given me. That’s what I’d hoped to give you forever.”

“I’m glad he’s single because I’m going to climb that like a tree.”

“Why so serious?”

“You sit on a throne of lies.”

“Every man dies, not every man really lives.”

“Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.”

“Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.”

“Snap out of it!”

“Hope. It is the only thing stronger than fear.”

“To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!”

“I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.”

“(Name), I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.”

“(Name), you’re trying to seduce me. Aren’t you?”

“Do you tell me lies because they sound better?”

“Don’t be a bitch.”

“We must simply be kind and have courage.”

“I think you have no heart, and I had a mind once to give you mine.”

“There’s a higher power that will judge you for your indecency.”

“Not everything in the world is about you.”

“I’m happiest when I’m being myself and I’m myself when I’m with you.”

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Looks like Connor was having a difficult time restraining himself from something. Wasn’t he? Hattie’s smirk grew. They were going rounds and each one was equally as amusing and damning against that holding things in they were attempting. One of them was gonna snap. Only a matter of time. So says how the colors of Connor’s knuckles bled out a little bit. Fists? And that voice.. The fine hairs lining the back of Hattie’s neck stood on end. Long as it wasn’t her who cracked first? She could indulge herself. Her nose bonked off Connor’s and she gave her hand embedded in his hair a little squeeze. Just enough to make his scalp burn in a way she never minded being done to her. That whole ‘shoe fits’ mentality. You know? “It’s too pretty. For someone as mouthy as you? That’s a dangerous, dangerous thing.” Her free hand swept up in the barely there space between them. Pointer tap, tap, tapped his bottom lip. “Huge potential for a lot of trouble.”

        connor was just as stubborn as she was. he always blamed it on being a twin - the constant battling, the constant competition.  still, another smirk appeared.  it seemed to be a permanent feature on his face at this point. again he spoke with a low voice.   ❝  how fitting.  considering i can be a dangerous, dangerous man.  ❞   his head bent slightly, his fingertips grazing at the tip of her finger. at the same time, he winked a her.   of course, she didn’t know exactly what he was referring to, but it still couldn’t be helped to play into her words just a little.    ❝  though we both know that’s just one of the reasons you stick around. you couldn’t stay away from trouble if you tried.  ❞

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now, we must all fear EVIL MEN. but, there is another kind of evil which we must FEAR MOST  and that is the indifference of good men!

            ———————- i do believe the monseigneur’s finally got the point.

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            @favoredsheep // starter call.

                 “ It was – It felt a little hot in there, ” Ashley croaked out, fire still racing through his veins. He was still on holy grounds, simply away from the sermon, away from the prying eyes of those who wondered why he sat, shaking, sweating, clearly in agony. The sermons were hard for him to sit through. As much as he loved hearing the teachings of God, he could hardly focus on the pastor’s ramblings. Such a loud throbbing in his head and a burning in his body made it impossible for him to listen.                     Gaze finally turned to the man who had followed him out a few minutes after he had made his escape. “ Hopefully you did not leave because of me. Concern is noble, but I’m sure what the holy preach is far more interesting than anything I have to say. ” 

        connor didn’t notice at first. of course, he heard the whispers --- but his focus was not on them.  his focus was on prayer.  but when he lifted his head, he had seen the man.   the stranger didn’t look well.  a frown came onto connor’s face as he watched.

        the man had gotten up and left, and just like that the rest of the churchgoers had forgotten that he was even there.  connor looked at his twin and gestured to the door. murphy nodded, staying seated as connor snuck out the door.  lighting a cigarette, he kept a bit of distance from the man, but gave a shrug at having being caught.  so he lied about his reasoning.   ❝  nah, just had a cravin’, y’know?  ❞  he gestured to the cigarette, flicking the ashes away.   ❝  but since y’brought it up --- everything okay?  ❞

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a penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn’t it?

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*: ･ﾟ✧   mark, bob & wade / pogostuck #1.

feel free to change pronouns etc as needed!

“ i see you, i see you, i see you!”

“ this is giving me like, ripoff __ vibes so hard.”

“ i can already tell i’m gonna hate this.”

“ well, you made progress. i’m not making progress.”

“ i wish i could get back down to you.”

“ i can’t get back over the banana.”

“ oh, that helps.”

“ yeah, but you can’t touch anything.”

“ oh, there’s a banana in the air.”

“ this is the worst. this is the worst thing ever.”

“ this is kinda fun, i like this.”

“ HOW do you like this?”

“ it’s better than monopoly.”

“ i’m not good at this, but i like this.”

“ you having some kinda trouble?”

“ wait, where are we supposed to go?”

“ oh my god, i’m gonna die.”

“ don’t even talk to me.”

“ i have a visceral reaction to __.”

“ i don’t miss this at all.”

“ it’s fun, just take a deep breath.”

“ just relax, it’s fuuuun!”

“ how the HELL is this FUN to you?!”

“ NEVER! i will NOT relax!”

“ calm down, it’s fine. it’s fine, everything’s fine.”

“ you’re only saying that because you KNOW it’ll make me madder.”

“ i didn’t see shit.”

“ you didn’t do ANYTHING.”

“ hey, how’s it going?”

“ i’m gonna just take a little breather.”

“ i just- don’t judge me, __.”

“ i don’t care what you’re accomplishing, i have what i need right here.”

“ you know, what? i take it back. i love __.”

“ are you fucking cheating?”

“ i’m starting to get a feel of it.”

“ what did i just get?”

“ the flies. why do the flies exist? that’s the worst part.”

“ i’m so glad you’re having fun up there.”

“ it’s so much better. it’s like infinitely better.”

“ no. no, please.”

“ how did you do that?!”

“ i can’t. i can’t with this. i literally. i can’t.”

“ it makes no sense!”

“ don’t you leave me here…!”

“ DON’T LEAVE ME HERE!”

“ i’m actually sad because i wanted you to succeed.”

“ i thought i was done. i fucked up.”

“ what the hell was that?!”

“ i just- i need a- i need a moment.”

“ you need a moment, huh? you need a moment?”

“ i’ve got nice sandwiches that are going nice and cold while i’m trying to- OHMYGOD!”

“ i’m so happy that it’s not me down there for once.”

“ why does it do that?”

“ i swear to fffh… i swear to FUCK. I SWEAR TO FUCK!”

“ where am i?!”

“ oh yes! …. NOOOOO!!!”

“ YEAH! I’M FINE! WHY?!”

“ idunno, you sound… different.”

“ why would i sound different? it’s the same old me.”

“ you know what, i feel your pain, you know?”

“ you don’t feel my pain.”

“ i don’t feel any pain, actually, i don’t feel anything.”

“ don’t laugh at me.”

“ if you don’t want me to laugh, you can’t say that with a mouth full of chick-fil-a.”

“ i found the hack. i’m a hacker. i’m the best.”

“ see, wasn’t that worth all the anguish?”

“ you finally did what everyone else did way a long time ago.”

“ be fucking careful with that.”

“ not like this!”

“ i might kill.”

“ calm down, everything’s fine, it’s working.”

“ you found your secret mantra?”

“ i saw the path.”

“ i just want to let you know.”

“ where are you and why don’t i care?”

“ this is uncharted territory for me.”

“ shut up, __, shut up. don’t use me for your mantra, you’re stealing my skill.”

“ my whole body hurts now, god damn it.”

“ i knew that was a dumb.”

“ i’m so proud of you.”

“ no, god, WHY would you do that?”

“ what are you talking about?”

“ what are people saying about me, huh?”

“ i swear, i don’t care what you think of me.”

“ you’re not gonna make it. you FOOL!”

“ i just realized i didn’t want your advice.”

“ i’m offended that you thought i needed your help.”

“ oh yeah? well look who’s in the same place as me. YOU. so how does that feel?”

“ i have seen the golden- the promised land.”

“ you have not. you have not, no one has.”

“ it’s definitely not impossible, okay?”

“ how are you keeping it together?”

“ if i be quiet, i feel the path. if i am loud, the path eludes me.”

“ oh man, what have i done?”

“ oh god, be careful!”

“ once i reach my apex skill, you’re going to see __ the likes of which you’ve never seen.”

“ i’m better than you!”

“ it’s all the same, you idiot!”

“ well, it’s good to see you dude!”

“ i fucking HATE EVERYTHING.”

“ i feel bad, but not THAT bad.”

“ here we go again!”

“ they never lose, they just take a break.”

“ yeah, i have principles.”

“ welcome to hell.”

“ i did it! oh, thank god.”

“ everything will be better from here on out.”

“ it’s not just a constant fight to not lose, it’s a constant fight for victory.”

“ hey, this place is terrifying.”

“ it’s so much worse here.”

“ the left is the wrong way to go.”

“ i hate. so strongly is my hate.”

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now, we must all fear EVIL MEN. but, there is another kind of evil which we must FEAR MOST  and that is the indifference of good men!

            ———————- i do believe the monseigneur’s finally got the point.

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That weird mole thing. Wee child. Poor Murphy. Far as his reputation is concerned? His brother’s his worst enemy. Hattie can’t help laughing, though. Just don’t tell him. “On me? You know a girl can’t help it. She likes what she–.” Sweet Lord. Speaking of which? Teeth were in her knee and she decided Connor was, indeed, a jerk who does not play fair. Her fingers twitch against his scalp while the other set decide what the hell and join them there once he’s all nice and settled against her knee and right up in her face. That wink. Jerk Squared.  “I guess you should. Much prettier. Less smart ass tendencies when you’re close enough to bite? All in all? I think this is for the best.” A wiggle of her right hand has her fingers cupping the back of his head. Nose touches nose and she narrows her eyes. “Or maybe I’m wrong. Your face is distracting.”

        oh, he wasn’t backing down now.  towering over him -- her hand in his hair -- using murphy against him -- he wasn’t the only one playing unfairly.  and fuck, she had to know exactly what she was doing to him.  all with that damn look on her face.   so he kept his face close to hers, his focus solid on her eyes.  he couldn’t deny the goosebumps that rose on his arms, but he kept them still.    ❝  y’not so bad yerself this close either.  ❞   at her next statement -- a soft laugh left him.  his jaw clenched as he held back what would have been a slight growl at the feeling of her hand on the back of his head.  his hands instead turned into fists against the table, his voice lowering.   ❝  it’s distracting, eh?  how so?  ❞ 

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❝ you have underestimated me a few times before. ❞

        ❝  and i’ll be the first t’admit y’proved me wrong.  ❞

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             ☾                     ❛   sounds perfect.   ❜   she leans into the embrace easily, head tilting back to press a kiss to his cheek. she almost laughed at herself, honestly; remembering how these two had started. how he’d been a PLOY to piss off daddy, but now she found herself constantly wanting to be around him, to be close to him. arms move to wrap around his middle as they walk, soft laughter falling from her lips.    ❛   don’t let me get too drunk tonight, yeah? i’d like to be able to make the walk back to your place relatively unaided if i can help it.   ❜

        he let out his own laugh ---- ❝  aye.  i’ll keep an eye on ya.  ❞   he pulled her close, giving a slight shrug as he lit a cigarette one handed. after a deep breath  (  being sure to blow the smoke away from her  )  he turned back.  ❝  i only live a block away --- won’t be too much trouble if y’do anyway.  ❞   he teased her, and he was sure she knew that.  he wouldn’t let her get too bad.   though he had no problem throwing her over his shoulder to bring her home if he needed to.

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I was just a kid and all I really wanted was my father.

Guilty (via justanotherrpmusing)

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now, we must all fear EVIL MEN. but, there is another kind of evil which we must FEAR MOST  and that is the indifference of good men!

            ———————- i do believe the monseigneur’s finally got the point.

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          starter call!

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