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The Columbia, near Hood River. 08/02/2024.

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so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you

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i need to come up with something this genius

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not to sound like a medieval peasant but, cheese and bread. garlic and butter. a menagerie of spices. potatoes. that’s what life is all about right there.

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nooo brain ahah don't pay attention to that random wave of sadness please

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It's blatantly obvious that the only reason the Korean war is "forgotten" to americans and the Vietnam war is remembered is because the latter was far more unpleasant for american soldiers, which is the only moral consideration the yankee mind is capable of making

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The Seal. Computer Mouse, Microsoft Paint. 2024.

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hello i’m online again. and annoying.

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I’ve been waiting a year to post this

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when ppl make historical erotica its always abt like knights and princesses and kings well what abt two peasants fucking in a barn.

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If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

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Vikings didn't have horns on their helmets but I bet if you showed them a single modern Viking depiction they'd all start doing it like gangsters imitating The Godfather

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