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” I wonder if I play my cards right.. I could snag that promotion. “

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TAGS I'VE SEEN ON MY DASH

Starters from tags I've seen on my dash. Feel free to change any pronouns as needed and adjust however necessary.

❛ HE'S INSANE! ❜

❛ You are a FREAK of nature. ❜

❛ YES! I AM SO HAPPY THAT YOU ALSO SEE THE VISION … ❜

❛ WOULD YOU RATHER … COMPLIMENT SOME GUYS MUSCLES OR HAVE HIM COMPLIMENT YOU AND IMPLY THAT YOU MAY HAVE TO GET DEVOURED BY A FOREST CREATURE IN THE SAME BREATH????? ❜

❛ LOVE OF MY LIIIIIFE!!! THIS IS MY WHOLE WIFEYY!! ❜

❛ Please never think I lost interest. I only lost my mind. ❜

❛ I'm just saying my heart??? Massive. ❜

❛ Rest in pepperonis [name]. ❜

❛ I'm cleaning off the cobwebs here. Don't mind me. ❜

❛ Play board games with him you said. Bet you weren't expecting CANDYLAND! ❜

❛ COUCH IS LOVE! COUCH IS LIFE! ❜

❛ I want to say I'm sorry but I'm not. ❜

❛ Actually reported. The audacity. ❜

❛ I'm pushing all my barbies into your barbies. ❜

❛ She's so nervous and awkward I love her. ❜

❛ Please beat his ass. I give you the ok. ❜

❛ I don't know what this is, but here you go. ❜

❛ Go to sleep. It's past your bedtime you horny bitch.❜

❛ He don't know how romance works. ❜

❛ I have a feeling I didn't really answer the question. ❜

❛ I swear I will find it and I didn't hallucinate it. ❜

❛ I keep thinking about that one sonic tiktok using the king of the hill joke and I'm still crying laughing about it. ❜

❛ Mother is here. ❜

❛ Should I do it? No obviously. Am I going to? I don't know yet. ❜

❛ How do you casually ask another man to ride in a car … that you just met? ❜

❛ I have two types: Older Brother or someone full of whimsy. ❜

❛ I will have my cowboy empire. ❜

❛ If the good lord's willing and the creek don't rise- ❜

❛ I have a lot of organized crime baddies. ❜

❛ Is this ass guys? I can't tell if this is ass. ❜

❛ MUST BE JELLY CUZ JAM DON'T SHAKE YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?! ❜

❛ Okay I'm ready you can put me down now. ❜

❛ I'm here now and I need to make it everyone's problem. ❜

❛ I can and will abuse this power. ❜

❛ Forgive him, the tomatoes made him do it. ❜

❛ It's not too late for us. ❜

❛ Glass bones doesn't get you to the top. Vegetables do. ❜

❛ Neglect your veggies and you'll end up getting blown away. ❜

❛ They were in fact my sins. She was simply Satan. ❜

❛ Cute girlfriend acquired. ❜

❛ I'm lactose intolerant but I still think you're great. ❜

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Golden Freddy is particularly… twitchy tonight. The golden bear can’t seem to stay still and has been mumbling to itself quite often. Something might be wrong or it’s just one of those nights again.

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"STOP PUTTING YOURSELF INTO DANGER!" PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue for expressing your fear that the person you care about might get themselves hurt if they keep acting like this, adjust as necessary

i thought i told you to stay back.

i love you too much to let you get hurt like this.

this affects me, too, you know.

every time you leave, i sit up all night waiting, praying you'll come back alive.

you keep pulling stunts like this and something bad will happen.

do you have a death wish or something?

this isn't fair to me.

i deserve better than this.

i didn't get any sleep last night because i was so worried about you.

you promised me you'd stop going out at night.

i don't like hearing this.

you've been risking your life, and for what? so you can feel like a goddamn hero?

i said i would handle it.

what the fuck are you doing here?

you told me you'd stay put.

so much for laying low.

you remember how bad it was last time.

seems like you haven't learned anything.

i believe you promised me you'd lay low.

i can't keep doing this.

don't give me that look.

we'll discuss this later.

this stops now.

i'm tired of picking up the pieces once you've left.

you keep throwing yourself into danger.

you don't give a shit about yourself, do you?

i'm sitting here, worried out of my mind, while you're out doing god knows what.

that was really stupid of you, and you know it.

i thought you knew better than this.

what's your excuse this time?

you do realize what this does to me, right? seeing you get hurt like this? you know it hurts me, too?

you really don't give a shit how this affects me, huh.

that was the dumbest possible thing you could have done.

i need you to stop throwing yourself into harm's way.

that was completely unnecessary.

they had it handled.

you didn't need to step in like that.

why do you think you're invincible?

the last time you pulled a stunt like this, it nearly got you killed.

i can't just sit here and watch you get hurt.

what are you trying to prove?

you just like fucking with my heart, don't you.

this shit hurts me, too, you know.

you're not the only one affected by this shit.

you've got a lot of people counting on you to come home every night.

what happens if you don't come back?

you think we can just carry on without you?

you think i can handle things if you end up dead?

i'm not sticking around to watch you get hurt.

you're not even slick.

you think you're invincible, don't you.

quit pretending you've got everything under control.

let someone else do it for a change.

you can't keep putting yourself through shit like this and expect me to just sit back and watch.

i'm done with this.

next time you do this, i'm not coming back.

promise me this is the end.

look me in the eyes and tell me you'll stop doing this.

let the authorities deal with it.

you're making a big mistake.

is it worth dying for?

i've dealt with enough pain over the years.

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Bonnie snickered lightly at the dramatics from the fox as he idly strummed his guitar and listened to his friend. The distance? Wasn’t the stage not too far from the cove? Or maybe he just didn’t understand what the other animatronic meant.

“ I see… but you know I’m always nearby if you want to talk.

The rabbit smirks slightly before rolling his eyes. “ My apologies, foxy. I was simply just responding to you. I’ll try to tone down the serious thinking next time. “

❛ OH SO I'M NOT ALLOWED TO MISS YOU NOW? ❜ (livingxxremnants - From Foxy To Bonnie.)

Bonnie slowly turned to face the fox his eyes were empty for a brief moment before the ‘life’ returned to them and those red hues focused on the pirate. He was… confused.

“ …I don’t think I understand. Miss me? But aren't we here all the time? Or do you miss the way things used to be.”

( @livingxxremnants )

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// Like my other multimuses I’ve added a request only/test muses section. x)

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❛ OH SO I'M NOT ALLOWED TO MISS YOU NOW? ❜ (livingxxremnants - From Foxy To Bonnie.)

Bonnie slowly turned to face the fox his eyes were empty for a brief moment before the ‘life’ returned to them and those red hues focused on the pirate. He was… confused.

“ …I don’t think I understand. Miss me? But aren't we here all the time? Or do you miss the way things used to be.”

( @livingxxremnants )

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It’s been a particularly rough night for the Bonnie or rather the soul that resided within him he was restless and so much in fact that he had begun to move around a lot more earlier in the night.

Seemingly a lot more aggressive too.

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                                I’LL NEVER BE THAT ME AGAIN .

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THINGS MY GIRLFRIEND HAS SAID PART 2

Sentence Quotes Starters of absolute bangers my girlfriend has said. Adjust pronouns as needed.

❛ OH SO I'M NOT ALLOWED TO MISS YOU NOW? ❜

❛ I'm gonna punch him. ❜

❛ I'm gonna just go melt in the corner, thanks. ❜

❛ I'mma kick your booty. ❜

❛ YOURE IN DANGER TODAY MISTER! ❜

❛ MY EVERYTHING HURTS! ❜

❛ YOU'RE MY LITTLE GUY! ❜

❛ OKAY BUT HEAR ME OUT, MY CLONE AND I COULD COME TO A TRUCE! ❜

❛ You're analyzing my clown levels, I respect it. ❜

❛ You're voted off the island. I trusted you. ❜

❛ I'm the morning rain cloud. I roll in with unexpected showers of violence. ❜

❛ You can just steal babies? ❜

❛ YOU BOTH ARE OVER HERE KILLING PEOPLE!! ❜

❛ My sims just complain about doing the clothes all the time and about how their neighbors have horrible music taste and their kids are a mistake to society. ❜

❛ Imagine having your own toddler pull a knife on you. ❜

❛ If I was a teenager then that punk better also have the same nerve to hold their ground like an adult because we're both doing time for assault.❜

❛ You'd let a teenager just stab you? ❜

❛ Oh my gosh you could have a pet hedgehog! One that doesn't want to suck your blood! ❜

❛ Eating soggy cereal is one thing, but swallowing gum?! ❜

❛ YOU LITERALLY EAT SOGGY CEREAL WHAT?! ❜

❛ Soo is cereal just breakfast soup? ❜

❛ I bet [Name] loves melted ice cream. ❜

❛ That's why you and I get along so well, we're from the same circus. ❜

❛ Yeah I was a middle school mob boss. We ran that school. ❜

❛ Being a preteen girl was difficult. ❜

❛ That's traumatizing. ❜

❛ I think you're more intimidating than mysterious. ❜

❛ Thank you for the blackmail material. ❜

❛ Can I put a picture of you on my desk? ❜

❛ I called upon my spirit guides to run you over with a car. ❜

❛ Everyone wants you dead. ❜

❛ It's a rubber chicken! ❜

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/ Spend the night - then you’ll find - there’s evil that waits inside.

IT’S ME. \

/ FazbearMismatch, a multimuse five nights at freddy’s sideblog written by Byte (23). Including both human and animatronic muses. /

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&. 𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝟐 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

(  dialogue prompts taken from the silent hill 2 remake, developed by bloober team. trigger warning for dark themes. feel free to change as you seem fit. )

❛ in my restless dreams, i see that town. ❜

❛ hey, it's okay. i didn't mean to scare you. ❜

❛ i'm kind of lost. ❜

❛ i guess i don't really care if it's dangerous or not. i'm going either way. ❜

❛ what happened to this town? ❜

❛ whatever it is, it's not human. ❜

❛ i didn't do anything! he was like that when i got here. ❜

❛ you wanna come with? maybe together we can find a way out of this town. ❜

❛ sorry, but i can't leave. not yet. ❜

❛ are you afraid? ❜

❛ did you find the person that you were looking for? ❜

❛ don't worry, i'm not crazy. least, i don't think so. ❜

❛ should i go with you? this town really is dangerous. ❜

❛ what's a big dumb-dumb like you doing here anyway? ❜

❛ hey, that's not very nice. didn't your parents teach you any manners? ❜

❛ do i look like your girlfriend? ❜

❛ i can't believe it. your face, your voice... you could be— ❜

❛ i don't look like a ghost, do i? see? warm. ❜

❛ i can show you if you want. unless you have somewhere else to be? something else to do? ❜

❛ hey, easy there. i'm just messing with you. ❜

❛ you're coming with me? can't you just tell me where it is? ❜

❛ what, you were just gonna leave me here? alone? with all these monsters around? ❜

❛ is it because i remind you of... her? ❜

❛ this place we're going to, what is it, exactly? ❜

❛ you ever stay in a place like this? the walls are so thin you can hear everything. love, hate, jealousy... ❜

❛ i think you just saved my life back there. ❜

❛ hey. you think i'd look good in this one? ❜

❛ this room... there's something wrong with it. i think we should leave. ❜

❛ oh, loosen up. it sure beats running around with those monsters out there. ❜

❛ what will you tell her if... when you find her? ❜

❛ oh, c'mon. don't give me that look. i was just kidding. ❜

❛ can we stay? just for a little while? ❜

❛ this place, this whole thing, it's like a nightmare. i just wanted to get away from it, even for a second. ❜

❛ here. something to take the edge off. ❜

❛ we should probably get going. ❜

❛ we could come back later, if you want. you know, in case we need a break. ❜

❛ i wanted to ask you... what if you can't find [ name ]? what will you do? ❜

❛ thanks for checking up on me. it's very sweet of you. ❜

❛ how do you know my name? ❜

❛ i'm sorry, but i can't let you just run around this place. you might get hurt. ❜

❛ please open the door. there's something in here. ❜

❛ i was almost killed back there! i've never been so scared in my whole life! ❜

❛ all you care about is that dead wife of yours. ❜

❛ you couldn't care less about me, could you? ❜

❛ stay with me. don't leave me alone again. you're supposed to take care of me. ❜

❛ i don't know, for some reason i feel like it's up to me to protect her. ❜

❛ well, whaddaya know... a stroll in the rain. how romantic. ❜

❛ i'm trying to keep things light. just humor me, okay? ❜

❛ you think you could give me a hand? ❜

❛ you're supposed to be the big man around here. how's a little girl like me supposed to help? ❜

❛ what's wrong? i thought you wanted to get out of here. ❜

❛ this place is different from what i remember. i guess... things never really stay the same, do they? ❜

❛ you... still don't want me to go with you? if we stick together, we just might make it out of here. ❜

❛ ain't no big deal. just put the gun to their head and... pow! ❜

❛ you can't just kill someone 'cause of the way they looked at you. ❜

❛ please. i'll be good. i promise. ❜

❛ it's always the same with you. you're only after one thing. ❜

❛ i don't know who you think i am, but i don't want to hurt you. ❜

❛ i thought that thing killed you...! are you hurt? ❜

❛ but that thing... it stabbed you. there was blood everywhere. ❜

❛ stabbed me? what do you mean? ❜

❛ honey... did something happen to you? ❜

❛ are you confusing me with someone else? ❜

❛ you said you took everything. but you forgot the videotape we made. ❜

❛ it doesn't matter who i am. i'm here for you. ❜

❛ see? i'm real. ❜

❛ don't you want to touch me? ❜

❛ i'll come back, i promise. ❜

❛ how many times do i have to kill you? ❜

❛ it doesn't matter if you're smart, dumb, ugly, pretty... it's all the same once you're dead! ❜

❛ you wanna talk down to me some more? tell me to relax? ❜

❛ you know i'll find you! ❜

❛ guess i deserved it, huh? the fartface that i am. ❜

❛ you got any other things planned? i think i saw a dark room back there you could lock me up in. ❜

❛ where are you? i'm waiting for you. please, come to me. ❜

❛ i think you were right. what we're looking for... it's not here. ❜

❛ thank you for helping me earlier... but i wish you hadn't. ❜

❛ i know what you are. i know why i needed you. but it's all over now. i don't need you anymore. ❜

❛ it'd be easier if they just killed me. ❜

❛ why are you still here? i told you to go. ❜

❛ wait! please don't go. don't leave me alone. i didn't mean what i said. ❜

❛ please... tell me i'll be okay. ❜

❛ i'm here for you. so what if i'm not her? ❜

❛ i can give you what she never could. i can be better than her. ❜

❛ what else do you want me to be? ❜

❛ i won't let you do this to me. i won't let you go. ❜

❛ the truth is, i hated you. ❜

❛ i wanted my life back. ❜

❛ i tried. i really did. but... i just... can't go on without you. ❜

❛ i can't forgive myself for what i've done. ❜

❛ i want you to go on. i want you to live. for yourself and for others. ❜

❛ you made me happy. ❜