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Welcome to Meem Hell.

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uhh awkwardly lame friendly reminder that if u ever wanna plot the best place to reach me is on my aim which is ‘nekoana’ or ‘nekoana@aim.com’ bc i apparently miss IM’s way too often??? feel free to add my awkward self~

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who is who

now ur asking the real questions

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a rare sighting of what truly goes on in fabeln

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ok but how is this not arielle and iseul when it comes to protecting samuel from aris

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❝ Stab him. ❞

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Iseul would be lying if he were to say he hadn’t thought maybe just a little bit of stabbing. There was nothing more distasteful and agitating than the loud echo of of another persons snoring right in the middle of class.

“Believe me, I want to.” the mint haired boy replied with an exasperated sigh, head resting on his own shoulder as he slid back in his seat and allowed his fingers to dance along the cover of the book sat in front of him or a moment while he thought.

“God a sharp enough pencil? I’ll do it, right now.”

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❝ I’m so cute though that I’m pretty sure I’d be forgiven for murder. ❞

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"I wouldn’t go as far as to say murder...” he began, fingers rustling around inside of the little bag of candy he’d brought along with him, “However, I’m sure you could get away with a smaller crime, petite theft, maybe?”

He was always one to dwell on things, even silly jokes and statements like what Loralei had said. He chewed on his bottom lip as his eyes wandered around the room. He was lost deep in the depths of his thoughts, picturing a scenario where someone would get off on a crime just simply by being cute, he was sure it had happened before.

Intrusive snapping pulled him from his thoughts and left him squinting at Loralei who gave him an odd look.

“Besides, if anybody is going to get away with murder for being cute, it’d definitely be me.”

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❝ That’s it. I’m kidnapping you. ❞

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“Oh, are you now?” His voice was soft, teasing and light; flecks of deep brown married with lighter hues looking up at her from beneath his light hair. It was rare for Iseul to skip writing club, rare for him to give up the chance to bury his face within his notebook and write until his fingers cramped from the odd position he held his pencil; but he could use a break from everything, and the chance to spend it with the girl his love was blossoming for was far better than ink stains and silence for the next hour.“Alright, alright, fine!” he said with ease, tucking his belongings away in his side bag and slipping the strap over his shoulder, he pulled himself up from the uncomfortable wooden chair and met eyes with the other. Eye contact was always awkward for Iseul, it made him feel like people were staring through to the deepest depths of his soul, of his mind. Cheeks going warm and pink, he let out a quiet, nervous chuckle and turned to look at the door as his fingertips brushed lightly across hers. “Do you want to hold my hand?”

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❝ I love you, but you’re seriously a dumbass. ❞

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“Okay, look-”

Iseul had just begun to argue when the top of his shoe caught the door stop on the floor and sent him flying forward, crashing down to the floor and just barely catching himself with his arms. Sure, he was clumsy, but it was only when he didn’t get enough sleep, really! Tripping and falling was far from new to him, but it didn’t help the point he was about to attempt to make.

Sighing and rolling over so he was sitting down with his knee up, he dug through his pockets and pulled out a small Scooby Doo band aid, he’d always kept several in his pockets for moments like this.

“Ignore that, but look, I can’t help it if I’m a little clumsy, really, it’s the librarians fault!” he exclaimed as he undid the wrapper of the band aid and carefully placed it over the scrape on his knee.

“She wouldn’t get the latter to help me reach the book, so I had to improvise. Bookshelves are tall, I’m short, I didn’t think it would crash down if I stood on it! It was just for a moment, really!”  He was trying, he really was, but the more he spoke the more his argument made less and less sense and before he knew it, he was off in a babble of rants and rambles about the entire experience.

“I can’t believe she had the audacity to yell at me when she’s the one telling everybody to be quiet! Besides, this wouldn’t have happened if she’d just done her job instead of goofing off and talking to people, I shouldn’t even return the book. That’s what I’m going to do, I’m going to keep the book and I’m not giving it back, and you know what? I’m not going to pay the fine, either!”

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❝ Satan was the most beautiful angel. He had the most beautiful barf. I’m sure. ❞

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“While that wouldn’t be the first thing to come to mind when thinking about that,” the mint-haired boy paused, peeking up at the girl from under his lashes and beneath the light green mess of his hair that covered his eyes, “I do suppose that’s true, do you think he had nice legs? Now that, that’s a good question.”

Head tilting to the side, his eyes wandered as he thought for a moment before finally looking the other in the eyes a wondrous expression.

“Do you think Lucifer man-scapes?”

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things said on skype starters. 

❝ Congrats. You are a rich white girl. ❞ ❝ Meant to be. ❞ ❝ Oh god, I’m gonna die a hetro. ❞ ❝ That’s it. Get in the octagon, you bitch. ❞ ❝ I’m going to shove a XXL shrek dildo up your ass. ❞ ❝ The only thing I need is black coffee to fill my darkened soul. ❞ ❝’He’s nice’ is code for ‘his dick was in my mouth’. ❞ ❝ Shove a flaming mailbox up their puny asshole. ❞ ❝ And I have 99 ways to kill you, but I’m not bragging. ❞ ❝ Can someone please murder me? ❞ ❝ I look like a tanned, wrinkly walnut. ❞ ❝ I’m married to jesus, you fuck. ❞ ❝ That’s it. I’m kidnapping you. ❞ ❝ I love you, but you’re seriously a dumbass. ❞ ❝ You’re breaking my achy breaky heart. ❞ ❝ Stop being so cute and talented. It pisses me off. ❞ ❝ To see the boner, you must first be the boner. ❞ ❝ Satan was the most beautiful angel. He had the most beautiful barf. I’m sure. ❞ ❝ Dark humor isn’t everybody’s cup of liquidized dead baby. ❞ ❝ I’d say ‘mark me down as scared and horny’, but I don’t get scared. Just horny. ❞ ❝ Bitch, give me my fucking McMuffin or so help me, I will shove this fucking gun up your ass and fire it. ❞ ❝ My ass is great, but I am not. ❞ ❝ I will rip out your eyes and feed them to you. ❞ ❝ No, I’m not buying a virtual dildo. ❞ ❝ Why am I way more hardcore? I want answers. ❞ ❝ That’s more unrealistic than world peace. ❞ ❝ You know what else is really hard? My dick. ❞ ❝ What’s the opposite of excellent? Gay? ❞ ❝ Were you here when we talked about dick suckers anonymous? ❞ ❝ That sounds like a you problem. ❞ ❝ May the pussy spirit possess you. ❞ ❝ I wish my uterus wasn’t such a little bitch. ❞ ❝ I proudly have no dick. ❞ ❝ God, I just love talking shit about people. ❞ ❝ I’m so cute though that I’m pretty sure I’d be forgiven for murder. ❞ ❝ May the gay be with us. ❞ ❝ Get your ass back here. ❞ ❝ My kink is vengeance and equality. ❞ ❝ Go suck Donald Trump’s moldy dick. ❞ ❝ Dweeb means ‘dick with eyebrows’ so you’re calling someone a walking penis. ❞ ❝ There is no con, you whore. ❞ ❝ I’m not a ho, I’m a slut. ❞ ❝ Pinch my cheeks and I’ll bite your finger off. ❞ ❝ Stab him. ❞ ❝ I have never appreciated being nippled more. ❞ ❝ I’m so gay. ❞ ❝ I will fucking fight you. ❞ ❝ Go suck a dick, but with love. ❞ ❝ Listen bitch. ❞ ❝ I say some bombass shit. ❞ ❝ Oh, that person is dead. Sucks for them. ❞ ❝ Fry me, daddy. ❞ ❝ Are we telling God to fry us? ❞ ❝ I know what I said, bitch ass hoe. ❞

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flying petals, swirling like the rain wandering through the maze of life

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TINY FLEDGLING

he must be protected at all costs d;v;b

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¶ + writing

If you were to mark down a list of the things that made Iseul the happiest, writing would be up at the very top right next to his favorite pet.

There isn’t a moment the young man doesn’t have his notebook tucked away with him, it never leaves his sight and never falls into the hands of another person. He makes sure to write every day, stories he loves, poems from his heart, even just the deepest thoughts that run through his mind in the late hours of the night.

His journal is his most prized possession besides his mask from the spirit world, it holds nearly all of his secrets, his insecurities his thoughts, every little thing he could want to express but never found an easy way to do it out loud. The feeling of a pen in his hand and the sound it makes as the ink scribbles beautiful cursive into the paper, it calms Iseul and puts him in his happiest state.

He truly could not live without writing, it is everything to him.

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¶ + spicy food

Delicious.

With an appetite like what Iseul has, the boy could and would eat anything in sight without thinking about it twice. Of course, he has preferences for things he loves, and spicy foods happen to be high up on the list of his favorite things.

Give him anything and say it’s spicy, he’ll eat it happily and without a problem. His tolerance for the burn is high, but it never stops him from trying something just a little bit hotter every time.

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¶ + Lanterns

Iseul always found lanterns beautiful, something about them felt right to him and made him feel at home. He has memories setting of lanterns with the villagers who had given him home when he’d found himself lost in his amnesia. Writing little wishes on the lanterns and setting them off to fly away in the sky on a dark night.

He thinks about his wish often and wonders where the lanterns had flown off to, the idea that it’s off still floating around puts a smile on his face when things feel dark.