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buck is like a dog in one of those feel-good dog movies that are specifically geared to make you cry. about a single dad whos a firefighter struggling to find his footing in a new town and then he finds a stray dog who connects with his son immediately (he sees buck outside in the rain and brings him inside to get him warm and dry for the night and plans on taking him to the shelter in the morning but of course christopher bonds with the dog and begs to keep him and eddie cant say no to two sets of big sad puppy dog eyes but eddie doesnt really want a dog! he has enough on his plate already! and he has to spend time with this dog while christopher is at school and at first he doesnt let him on the couch or the bed and he doesnt feed him human food and he doesnt really pet him much no matter how much buck begs and begs because this is christophers dog and eddie doesnt really want to do more than the bare minimum because he has so much to worry about already and buck keeps misbehaving and getting into the trash and he chews up the couch pillows and knocks into an end table and breaks a lamp) and eddie is honestly considering taking buck to the shelter anyway because its all so overwhelming and he doesnt feel like he can adequately take care of buck and give him what he needs he can barely get his own son what he neede so one day at work hes stressing about how to break his sons heart and tell him they cant keep the dog a tsunami hits where chris' babysitter took him and buck to the beach for the day and buck, the heroic dog that he is, manages to save both of them and pull many others out of the water too, and eddie finds them safe and sound at the VA hospital, christopher has barely a scratch on him (bucks leg is bleeding buck a nice volunteer bandaged it up for him, which they had to do right next to chris because when they tried to take him away to patch him up he started snarling and snapping) and chris says "dad! buck saved me! hes like a hero!" and eddie crouches down and runs his hands through bucks fur and says "heh.. guess you arent so bad after all..." and buck wags his tail and tackles eddie to the ground and kisses him all over his face (and then theres a sequence at the end of the movie about everyone living happily ever after (and they find out buck used to be like. a search and rescue dog. or whatever) and eddie and christopher sit down on the couch to watch a movie and buck sits on the floor and begs to be let up and christopher begs for buck to be let up so eddie rolls his eyes fondly and pats the couch right in the middle of them and buck jumps up and lays his head on eddies lap and wags his tail and eddie pets him and everyone is happy)

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Would you believe this wisdom came from Facebook? Anyway send this to anyone using conservative rhetoric in leftist spaces.

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meow btw. if you even care.

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i spot a plus size honey across the bar and start to chat her up until her bisexual boyfriend with a magic the gathering tattoo comes over and starts yelling at me so i turn him sideways so he can't make another action until his next turn

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this is a book series that will have you rocking back and forth and ripping your hair out and bashing your skull into a wall but then you have to look someone directly in the eyes and say yeah it’s about a fake sport with fake drugs and also the yakuza is involved

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pushing daisies season 2 episode 13 – kerplunk

don't sign my name to that "sorry a shark ate your bitch of a sister" letter

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The Sound of Music + textposts pt. 8/?

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He sort of admits himself that his motives are... spurious. He- he does things because he enjoys them. It's like he's not— he's not really a person.

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was just informed make a bad comic day exists

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now 2 beanie baby dragons are crossing your dash together :3

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I really am tempted to write a Doctor Who fanfiction called Janitor What where the main premise is (while being a pretty major plot hole himself) another timelord who was friends with The Doctor and The Master when they were young on Gallifrey. Only, instead of running in fear or being driven completely mad when forced to stare into The Untempered Schism, he is compelled to clean time and is captive to this illusion that time doesn't have to be so wibbly or wobbly at all. He sort of works as the timelord who actually does his job. Only issue is that his two best friends have gone absolutely off their rockers and he spends most of his time cleaning up their messes. In other words, The Janitor is who patches up plotholes. How did Pete Tyler know to catch Rose in Doomsday? The Janitor. What ever happened to The Valeyard? The Janitor. How are there no Reapers before or after Father's Day? You can thank The Janitor because that's his daleks baby. And The Janitor always shows up in this shipping crate that says Fragile on the side and he's got a tool belt of bullshit like an Ultraviolet Spanner, a Gammaray Hammer, or the Sub-o-matic plunger. Of course, the even better gimmick of it all is when he lands and is asked who the hell he is. I mean it is the very last place one expects to have hired a janitor. Which always prompts a mind boggled, "Janitor? What?"

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Remember "Reduce, Reuse, Recycle" ? I feel like there's been a distancing from the "reduce" and "reuse" part and a favoritism towards "recycle" by corporate American.

Capitalism can still thrive with recycling in the mix. You buy Plastic Thing 1, throw it away after one use, and they take that and recycle it into Plastic Thing 2 and sell it back to you. All while continuing to harm the environment.

Reusing puts a damper on things. They can't sell you Plastic Thing 2 when you're still using Plastic Thing 1. Plastic forks, for example- there is literally no reason why you can't reuse plastic forks more than once (aside from maybe microplastics, but it's too late for that)

Reducing is the one everyone wants to ignore. Just don't buy Plastic Thing 1. You don't need Plastic Thing 1. Pick up a set of metal forks and use those for years. Convenience is killing the planet

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having ocs is so fucked .... i miss them so bad but im the guy who has to create new content. but im sleepy

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Dovekie aka Little Auk (Alle alle), family Alcidae, order Charadriiformes, Iceland

Photograph by Christophe Moning

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I only have 5 hp please be gentle with me

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yes waiter one toxic thighfucking premature ejaculation crying yaoi please