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a good ship is always improved by having at least one other random character who is so so fucking mad that the ship is happening and is either seething about it or actively trying to break them up. i see the appeal of "everyone else played matchmaker and they're all cheering to see the ship holding hands!!" but i need at least one character, with any motivation, to be the world's pettiest hater about it come hell or high water. bonus points if the beef is completely onesided and they still get warmly invited to the wedding anyway

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produces one agonized scream before doing three little circles and curling up cozy to nap

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they call me the doodlerrrrr

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'Aro people aren't against love' I am. Break up with your boyfriend

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'Aro people aren't against love' I am. Break up with your boyfriend

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'Aro people aren't against love' I am. Break up with your boyfriend

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'Aro people aren't against love' I am. Break up with your boyfriend

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im honestly surprised (not really surprised considering what website this is) that i haven't seen anyone on here talk about Lil Nas X getting violently arrested after suffering some kind of mental health episode. I wish he was getting more attention and support.

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i wonder how my old friends are doing. i wonder if they still remember me. i wonder if some of them are looking for me like i am them. i think about you. i miss you. we used to play animal jam together. we used to play school of dragons together. we used to talk on a old, now shut-down forum site. we roleplayed wolves together once; your character was named echo; he was a brown wolf and mine was named dawn and she was a white wolf with one black leg; we were both abandoned and in the same orphanage but you got adopted before me and you promised we'd meet one last time before you went away; i fell off a cliff and died and never got to say my final goodbye. you used to watch me play croc on my mom's old computer. you gave me admin permissions on a pokemon fan-game server so we could mess around together and play with illegal pokemon. we tried to play minecraft together once, but neither of us knew how to set up a server. we roleplayed an umbreon and espeon who were experimented on; i was the umbreon and you were the espeon; you ended up dying so i could escape. we played adventure games together. you drew my favorite animal for me once.

i love you, where are you now, how are you doing? do you think we can see eachother again? i hope its in this lifetime.

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"Dodge this."

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mutual aid needed for struggling single trans woman and her cat!!

one of my longest and closest friends, saturn, has recently moved into a cheaper place and paying 3 months rent at once has been pretty catastrophic to her finances. she has a full time job, but she's struggled a lot recently between personal issues and the shitty economy, and after getting stiffed on rent by an ex roommate she needs help keeping her head above water.

while her rent is covered, she needs some extra help to cover the cost of her HRT, plus food and necessities for her and her cat bibi. with your help, we can help her make it through the month!

saturn is a dear friend and it would mean a lot to me if we could get her some help, she really deserves the peace of mind 💖

ca$h@pp - $karrablast

v3nm0 - @planetaryhalo

0/$300

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i need to make a shoutout post for the ioway tribe's bee farm products right now

esp this:

THE LOTION BAR.

why do i love it so much? bc it repels mosquitos WAY BETTER THAN BUG SPRAY. Not only does it make ur skin smell like honey, it forms a waxy seal that buggy chompers cant bite through.

it also soothes bug bites, rashes, and itchy skin.

my partner has the Yummy Blood that mosquitos find irresistable. we tried so many repellents, the wristbands, the candles... nothing seemed to keep them away. out of curiosity and desperation, we tried this lotion bar and the results have been life-changing for us. it is EXCEPTIONAL.

if u or someone u know is bug bait, i cannot recommend this tribe's beeswax bar enough. please support native businesses, ditch the bug spray. this stuff works, and smells, way way way better than anything else.

Not to mention they have REALLY GOOD HONEY.

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is this true tumblr

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to me the appeal of pathetic vampires is similar to the appeal of stupid cats. you have the teeth and claws to rip through flesh to your heart's content, but here you are. paw stuck to a quilt. staring woefully with eyes the size of saucers to get someone to help. same goes for a vampire failing miserably to use a touchscreen because his fingers are too cold.

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Well i think the short guy should top

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truly wild how driving really does become like piloting a mech after a while. like it sounds so car-bro-y but the car genuinely does become like an extension of your body. your muscles are simply making the correct micro-movements to perfectly manouvre a giant piece of machinery through a constantly moving maze while your brain is busy singing karaoke. you can physically feel when a gap is too small for your car-sona to fit through, like a cat putting its whiskers into a crevice. your brain is suddenly able to do on-the-fly s=d/t calculations in a milisecond and tell you exactly how quickly you need to move to avoid an oncoming vehicle while turning across the road. why does driving unlock the unused 89% of my brain

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stupid and gay