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Hyperventilating rn

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STRAY KIDS AT THE MET GALA

AAAAAAAAH

I've been waiting so long to see hyunlix on the red carpet it's insane

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Me: * cleans the litter box *

My cat about to deliver the stankiest piece of turd known to mankind : not on my watch

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Cast

Minho : waiter

Han : stoopid costumer

Minho : What can I get started for you ?

Han : hmm how about eggs ?

Minho : Good choice . How would you like your eggs sir ?

Han , trying to flirt : how about fertilized ? * Wink*

Minho : you want your eggs fertilized ? Like a chicken of something?

Han : not chicken , how about you fertilize my eggs? * Wink wink *

Minho : first of all , that's gross . Secondly, you're a dude . What eggs ??

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Waiter : What can I get for you sir?

Felix : I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN

Waiter :???

Chan ,next to him *tired*: Eggs. He wants eggs

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Jeongin: What is procrastination ?

Felix: I'll tell you about it later

Han:*knee-slap wheezing*

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Ryujin, explaining: and that's why hot girls don't gatekeep

Felix: uh-huh. And hot guys? Does this apply to them too, or they're allowed to gatekeep?

Ryujin: no, hot guys gaslight

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has anyone done this yet idk?

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Me to Archilles when he mentions Patroclus'feet for the 43rd time in a 10 minute conversation

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Not much of a song streamer myself , but please stream Dance you outta my head by Cat Janice .

She's decided that her battle with cancer has come to an end . She's currently a hospice patient and co wrote this song with her 7 year old son that she transferred all rights of the song to .

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Sorry I haven't been active in a while . I've been hella busy with college . I'll try posting again when I'm freer.

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These two sit on the same table

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Chan : Hey , what's wrong buddy ?

Minho : *drunk crying as he pets like 5 different cats* I don't have enough hands

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My pretty boi 🥹🥹🥹

felix's smile appreciation

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Chan, tiredly : my second youngest , Seungmin is being tested for the gifted program at school , and my middle child , Jisung , thinks his toothbrush is haunted

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GUYSSSS ! Look what I just found !

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Seungmin : Yo

Minho : Sup ?

Seungmin : So , what's up with you ignoring Jisung ?

Minho : How'd you know that ?

Seungmin : oh , he's complained to me about it only thrice today

Minho : Well , I'm playing hard to get

Seungmin : Why would you do that ? You're already hard to want