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latest fanfics opening lines

Rules: Post the first line of your ten seven (I did eight because I can't count) most recently published fanfics, and then tag tensix four (how ever many you want) other users to do the same!

Tagged by @zombie-honeymoon

And I have absolutely no idea who to tag, cause I use this as my personal KakuHidan kink blog rather than use it properly and connect with people with a similar mind. Might tag later :D ALL KAKU/HIDA ↓

After mightnight (3,024 words)

Kakuzu sat by the campfire long after the rest of the Akatsuki members had slept.

Two Words (708 words)

Hidan could hear his own heartbeat pounding in his ears.

Sasori’s little experiment (3,852 words)

Kakuzu entered Sasori’s lab, and the sharp scent of antiseptics hit him immediately.

Drunken truth 2 (1,716 words)

The night was warm, as summer nights tend to be, and the air carried the gentle hum of excitement.

Drunken truth (2,412 words)

The bar was quiet, the kind of quiet that only came in the final hours of the night.

Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior, Jashim-sama? (13,099 words)

“Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior, Jashin-sama?”

Hearts of the past (6,204 words)

Kakuzu and Hidan had been on countless missions together, their partnership forged in blood and the thrill of battle. 

For you have sinned (3,163 words)

In the depths of darkness, Kakuzu's consciousness slowly awakens to an unfamiliar realm. 

Stuck (4,746 words)

Hidan and Kakuzu sat at the table in a small, busy restaurant tucked away in a quiet corner of a town they had just passed through.

What happens in a motel (1,849 words)

Kakuzu trudged back to the motel, the weight of their latest mission heavy on his shoulders.

latest fanfics opening lines

Rules: Post the first line of your ten seven (I did eight because I can't count) most recently published fanfics, and then tag ten six four (how ever many you want) other users to do the same!

Tagged by @mayonayys thank you!

Tagging @lavender-long-stories @latart @foriamproud @felyxxx @guroseinsei @justanotherfoolhere I don't know who else to tag for this...I don't even know who goes here anymore :(

-Creatures in Heaven

Kisame inhaled deeply.

-Mall Santa

The line to see Santa took longer than they expected it to, full of families with babies and toddlers, most of whom were crying.

-My Treat

“Do you have an appointment?” A young woman in a button down shirt, and blue hair asked from behind a desk while looking Hidan up and down as she stopped him from passing through any further. 

-Asleep on the Couch

Home late after working overtime, Kakuzu walked into their apartment to find Hidan sound asleep, lying stretched out across the length of the couch, a book held loosely in his hands that rested on his bare chest. 

-Guilty Pleasure

As Kakuzu tucks his shirt back into his trousers and adjusts his tie, Hidan is already out of his office and looking like nothing’s amiss—aside from a grin he just can't seem to hide paired with a fading orgasmic flush that colors his face and throat.

-Honeymoon at the Clown Motel

Hidan checked the calender, sighed dramatically, then cleared his throat as he pulled out a chair from the table and sat across from Kakuzu.

-At One A.M.

“It’s late.” Kisame yawns and plays with the hair at the back of Hidan’s neck.

-Your Favorite Blood Donor

“That one is all yours,” Ino whispered loudly as she ducked away into the back room where Sakura knew she was just going to sit and look at her phone. 

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a little sketch cause I've been facing trials and tribulations at uni

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yep i’m rewatching the series of the Immortal Devastators arc.

(don't you think there should be more blood after the explosion?)

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I know it's cheesy and maybe not important for anybody other than me. But I'm so excited. 1,000 likes are awesome ❤️❤️❤️

More so, because I just reached 1,000 kudos on AO3 and 10,000 hits ✨️🫀✨️

So thank you all, you're all amazing, love you

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more deepsea creatures 🐙🐟

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Hidan's Headcanons part 1

Appearance

From eyelashes down, Hidan has no body hair.

His body might have been burned apart from his head, and no other hair grew back.

Hidan wasn't born with silver/white hair and magenta eyes.

It is the result of the Jashin church experiment that made him immortal.

Or he was born albino and that's why the church of Jashin chose him.

He has no shame about his body and being naked.

Growing up in Yugakure, nudity was something natural.

In cursed form, Hidan had all of his "bone" marking symmetrical, BUT his face.

Under his left eye, there is a missing mark. It was Hidan’s childhood trauma fracture.

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I don't think I posted these here, but these are my favorite interactions from the Impact Game—just the old married couple banter 🫶

full compilation

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Why does hidan cost 1 dollar less then kakuzu

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Not so short post about Itachi's height

(Pun intended)

I (and I think I am not alone in this) always thought about Itachi as a shortie. Mainly because of these original artworks.

BUT he is really NOT. It is just a universe (read Kishimoto) saying: "Bitch, you haven't suffer enough. You'll always be pared with someone taller. You must look like vulnerable twink."

Think about it:

First, he was paired in Anbu at the age of 11 with Kakashi, who was 20 years old. And not surprisingly, much higher:

At the age of 13, Itachi is getting taller, and guess what? Time for massacre.

Itachi: All innocent, baby boy look.

Kakashi face here: Watch that height. Time to go.

Then he joined Akatsuki, and in anime (filler episodes), he was paired with Jūzō Biwa.

(I couldn't find his height, but he is clearly higher)

The next partner (officially this time) was Orochimaru. According to the official Naruto databook for Part I:

Itachis height: 175.2 cm

Orochimaru: 179.4 cm (then he shrunk to 172 cm, after the attack on Konoha and changing bodies)

(I know this picture isn't helping my case, but trust me)

Then he ad no partner. Pein could have paired him with literally anyone. But no. He said: "I'll find you one of the highest people in this universe." So, bam, there is Kisame.

Look at this and tell me it was not personal.

Kisame: 195 cm

Kakuzu: 185 cm

Itachi 178 cm (3rd!)

Hidan: 177.1 cm

Pein: 176.5 cm (Yahiko's height)

Tobi/Obito: 175 cm (then 182 cm Ten-Tails' Jinchūriki form?)

Konan: 169.4 cm

Deidara: 166 cm

Sasori: 164.1 cm

No wonder he loved his LITTLE brother so much. Someone who literally looked up to him.

This was the true story of Itachi Uchiha.

(Inner Itachi is crying in this picture)

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i love how everyone is so serious here except for hidan who looks like this:

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This story started with just a thought about docile when horny Kakuzu. And I would swear Drunken truth was one of this year KakuHida Week prompt, but I wasn't. So I wanted to post very late story and I did anyway.

Also shows how bad am I at editing. Kakuzu at one point of story had like 4 hands, each on different place.

Anyway, this is just a post about a tired author. Blessed be y'all and many happy readings.

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Am I cooking a werewolf au?

The answer is yes

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Modern!Au blorbos

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Exactly week later, 200 hits! You guys are AMAZING 🫀🔥🫀🔥🫀🔥🫀

Well, 100 hits in 3-4 days. I don't know what about you, but I call it a success. So, chapters 2 and 3 are coming up soon.

But I'll miss that exact word count. Anyway, the link for the story is below if you want to check it out ↓ ↓ ↓

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Well, 100 hits in 3-4 days. I don't know what about you, but I call it a success. So, chapters 2 and 3 are coming up soon.

But I'll miss that exact word count. Anyway, the link for the story is below if you want to check it out ↓ ↓ ↓

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WINGED🪽

Hidan finally opens his eyes, revealing more than Kakuzu bargained for. Between divine feathers and an attitude that could test a saint, Kakuzu begins to realize just what he’s dealing with. The question is: can he handle it—or will Hidan be his undoing?