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Since you guys seemed to like the incorrect quote thing and my college AU a lot, I decided to combine the two this time. Here's the funniest stuff i gathered.

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im going to kms bc of this morning but i agree with every word

" I want to record here that the Americans deserved everything that will happen to them now during the next four years "

" god, take all of the ukrainian's suffering and give them to americans "

THIS.

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Thinking of sleeping next to your husband Kento, feeling needy and horny

Grinding your ass back on him, where he's resting behind you, you feel the bulge in his loose shorts.

"uuh-" you start whimpering in your sleep, with your pussy starting to throb and trickle over your panties.

The little moaning noises you're making and the way your plush ass is rubbing on his cock rouses your husband from his dreams.

And he finds you, flushed and hot, worked up and sooo sleepy.

He sees the look of agitation on your face, like you can't quite get what you want.

"shh," he comforts you, stroking your hair, "shh, sweetheart, let me make it better"

Slipping your panties aside, he pulls down his shorts and starts rubbing you with the head of his cock.

Right where you need it.

Your body responds, letting out a relieved sigh as your face gets that beautiful peaceful expression.

"is that what you want, honey?" He murmurs, his voice deep with sleep, while you're not fully awake yourself.

"mmmh mm--" this is one amazing dream.. your mind can't quite figure out if it's real, but you nod and moan and push back on him like the neediest little thing.

"adorable" he kisses the back of your neck and takes your hips in his hands, pushing his cock into you slowly.

"kenn- Kento~" your body starts to wake up with the feeling of being filled.

"keep going.. please.."

"shh, I've got you, sweetheart," he coos in your ear, "just relax and let me take care of you"

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The Two-faced Secretary.

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Reblog if you are a trans blog, or a safe blog for trans people!!

Help us all connect to each other :)

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are those not candies wtf

happy halloween

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friendships end. relationships end. fictional man whos doing even worse than you is forever

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TY SO MUCHH

━ ‎ KYUSAKU YUMENO ICONS ‎ ♡

requested by @femcelzai

f2u dont claim as own ; likes and reblogs appreciated

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Dad kitsunezai :3

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think ive given up on writing LOL i cant do this

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hi... sweats.. ur cool.. can u make some Scaramouche/wanderer discord layouts...

⠀ ⠀ .⠀︵‿⠀ 🗝️ ‿ . ྀི ◟ art cred: blkventi ᵕ 𓏵

⌓⌓ 𓈒 retweet / like if using ͜ ◞ ྀི

𝜗⠀︵‿⠀Note: I hope it looks good.. my ibis paint kept crashing hooo…. ‿ 𝜚

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Beast Dazai Graphic ⋆

Requested by @femcelzai

F2u only requester. credits needed if didn't rq

(Fr have never touched anything bsd related so lets hope this is the right character au but i liked making this one :D)

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MGOGGMGOGGKOMG ITS BEAUTIFUL

Late Night

Pairing: Dark Hawks x (female) Reader

▶ This is a yandere/dark work and it may contain triggering content so please READ THE WARNINGS before. Do not read if minor.

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Female Reader

SUMMARY: Keigo hates threatning you - only when necessary.

WARNINGS: Implied Kidnapping; Threats.

AN: Please, reblog and give me feedback.

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"Hey, c'mon, don't cry..." 

He tries, tentatively reaching with a hand but instantly stopping at the abrupt increase of your sobbing. 

"Y/n? Babe, pretty please..." he sighs, rubbing his tired eyes, "Let's just go to sleep, yeah? It’s getting late and I have to wake early tomorrow."

"Leave me alone." you howl the words out, as if you're a wounded dog. You feel like one, to be fair. Bunched up in a corner of this huge room, face contorted as you cry ugly tears and snot. 

It's only been a week since you were taken from the comfort of your life, and you still can't stop the aching pain that burns your heart whenever you think about it. 

During the day, it’s slightly more manageable to pretend that it’s fine, that you’ll eventually escape him, that everything will be fine.

But as soon as the dark cast of the night hits, it’s like all the overwhelming weight of sad reality starts to wear you down. 

You’re so tired of him. You just wanna go home and hide underneath the safety of your blankets. 

“Babe….”

Keigo sighs once again, leaning back at the adjacent beige wall as he runs his fingers through the blonde hair. 

"Hate to ask, but any chance you can speed this up? Not to the part where you relentlessly beg to go home, to which I'll say no - obviously." Keigo says with such normality as if he’s asking you to turn the lights off.

"Also not the part where you cry your pretty eyes out for another 20 minutes, yell shitty things, threaten me, and so goes on…”

You gulp, with a new batch of tears forming as he tilts his head to the side, lips curling into a half-smile as if your despair amuses him. 

“... but yes to the part where you finally shut up with the hysteria and we go to bed.”

You tearfully glare at him, indignation flaring up at his nonchalant words. 

“I hate you. You kidnapped me!" you continue, half-choking in your own tears, hoping the hatred and anger in your face is enough to show him just how much you hate him. “I hate you!” 

Keigo dismissively shrugs his shoulders, despite the new tension in his jaw as he glances at his wrist watch. 

“I’m not the bad guy here, babe.” 

“You-” 

“If I was the bad guy…” he interrupts you, an unpleasant glint in his eyes showing that deep your words didn’t sit right with him. “...right now I’d be punching a hole into your pretty face for being such a brat. Or maybe I’d be ripping your tongue out with my bare hands, so you won’t speak bullshit like that. Maybe you’d like that better?” 

Your eyes widen at that, body freezing as fear takes control of you. 

For most times Keigo is laid-back and chill, but times like these are the ones that remind you that he’s just as dangerous as a villain is. He could easily hurt or even kill you within seconds, and there was nothing your quirkless ass could do to stop him.

You are at his mercy, much like you’ve always been ever since he took you. 

You hate how helpless you feel. 

Keigo notices your mortified reaction and walks closer, crouching in front of you. 

“Didn’t mean to scare you, babe.” he says with a jovial tone. “But I really need you to behave, ‘kay?”

His hand elevates and he ignores your flinch as he brushes away a few tears. 

“Enough with the tears, you’re too pretty to be cryin’ like that.” he smiles, hand lowering to grab your forearm.

He stands up, pulling you with him towards the bed. 

“Now, let’s go get our beauty sleep.”  

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Please help my children

I am Hala, a Palestinian from Gaza, I created this account to help myself and my family manage our affairs in this brutal war, we are living through events that resemble a nightmare.

We are trying to live in harsh and difficult conditions under brutal and violent bombardment

We are trying to raise money so that I and my family can leave Gaza

The cost of crossing to Egypt is very high.

I ask you to support me so that I can get my family and children out of Gaza. The registration and exit fees are very expensive, and our loss of everything has prevented this. The children have lost the ability and desire to speak. They are suffering from hunger and fear.

We are living in difficult conditions, we do not have food or clean water, our children are suffering, I need your support to work to save us from the exhausting hell of war, we have lost all the necessities of life, we need a lot to be able to live with this disaster, your support will contribute to alleviating our suffering.

Thank you in advance for everything.

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Hello dear, I am Hala, a mother of four children from Gaza. We live in difficult circumstances in Gaza. Our dreams and future have been shattered. Our home has been destroyed and we have been displaced many times. Please donate participate to evacuate my children to their father in Egypt. Thank you.

their go fund me is on their blog!! Please support n share to help them reach out :D

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note: PHOTPEA KEPT CRASHING ON ME 6TIMES FOR THIS, spent my blood sweat and tears into this so use it rn and free robux /j also I tried to find the other artist but they were no where to be found, so please dm me if you did!

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this single sketch sums up my whole summer