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ME -- wow it's warm, glad i finished picking my room up a little

ANGEL ON MY SHOULDER -- great job! maybe now would be a good time to grab a shower and relax!

ELECTROCHEMISTRY [MEDIUM: SUCCESS] -- if a hot woman doesn't put a joint out on you in the next twenty minutes i'm shutting down your circulatory system

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Kickin my feet cutely at the office while my boyfriend issues some of the most heinous veiled threats known to man in my dms

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Why do lers have to add the word "senseless" to the end of the phrase "I'm gonna tickle you"

IT JUST MAKES THINGS SO MUCH WORSE

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It creeps in slowly.

The kind of laughter that starts loud, unhinged, sharp with fight, but eventually softens.

Because I can’t scream anymore. Can’t beg, can’t twist, can’t even process what’s happening.

I’m spent.

My body jerks with every touch, but my voice is gone, burned up in giggles and pleas and gasped-out moans I barely remember making.

Now, all that’s left are these tiny, broken sounds.

Breathy pathetic giggles. Shaky exhales. A twitch here, a flinch there.

I’m not even trying to get away. I can’t.

Everything is too much. Too light. Too deep. Too slow. Too fast.

My face is wet with tears. Your fingers brush over a spot you’ve already destroyed, and my back arches without thought, my head tipping back as if I still have the strength to fight.

I don’t.

There’s no fight left, just this wrecked, trembling version of me.

And you won’t stop.

You’ll hold me in this state until the only thing I know is your hands and the way they undo me, over and over again.

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Heyyy puppy I just wanted to lyk its suuuuper obvious that ur horny rn ... we can all tell what ur thinking abt when u look at us with ur perverted puppy eyes .... plus ur tail has been wagging nonstop and u aren't fooling anyone ... u can deny it all u want but you've already embarrassed urself so much and it's not gonna change what's abt to happen to u ......

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need to bind someone with their arms straight out, each strap one inch apart along their arms so they’re totally stuck. i want to slowly curl my fingers in their underarms, so lightly that it barely feels like anything, and it’s honestly so humiliating that i’m barely touching you and it’s totally crumbling your psyche.

and this position puts my face right up next to your hysterical laughter, perfect for me to whisper softly in your ear. what, already? you’re begging already? just lower your arms, silly. or, you know, just don’t think about my nails tracing tiny shapes in your poor ticklish underarms. it’s easy, right?

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"puppy want a treat" ..yeah....maybe puppy does want a fucking treat. Is that so much to ask for..?

Beg for it? No, you can't fucking make m--no no no wait sorry. No, I do want it. Don't put it away. Please. Fuck. Please give me the treat. Can I--may I have a treat. Please. Oh my god, you want specifics? Really? Dude...I mean sir. Please let me suck you off you sick fuck. No, I didn't say anything. No sir. Please. Let me suck your dick. Yes I wanna blow you so bad. Puppy wants your fucking cock please.. >.<

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the only way i realize people are flirting with me is if they are looking at me like a predator looks at prey. i need to feel in danger to understand.

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Sorry baby... puppy has to answer a work email rq. (lopes over to my computer and thunks at the keyboard with my big clumsy puppy paws) Clak clak clak (sound of me saying the word clak out loud many times). Okay I'm done (curls up on the bed again and my tail wags really fast and a lot)

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youre monogamous? oh… it’s ethical, right? ethical monogamy? okay good for you! i mean pretty much every monogamous couple i’ve met didn’t work out but maybe you guys will beat the odds! haha. so is it a sex thing? you guys have sex with- just each other? huh. how does that work? i could never do monogamy, i’m too jealous, i’d worry my partner would leave me for someone else instead of dating us both… how do you deal with the jealousy? is it hard? like, how hard? extremely? do you think you’ll break up? i mean in the long run these things rarely work out,

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STOPP PASSINGH ME TEB JOINTG

you wanna hit this?🧚🏽‍♀️🍃

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Yeah hey so after reviewing this footage I have decided to unionize the lees against armpit tickles

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Succubus/incubus that notices you quietly muttering panicked prayers when it's pinning you down.

It pauses to lift you up, holding you towards the light or the altar by your throat, and demands that you repeat yourself.

"Pray. Pray louder for their mercy. Your precious gods can't hear you."

Its free hand hovers just over your lower region, waiting a moment to see if they'll save you.

They won't. They never will.

The demon's hand makes sweet, agonizing contact with you. The beast laughs in your ear, getting its mouth and tongue all over your face. It pulls you down to the ground, underneath it, where you fucking belong.

"The gods will not help you. You are mine," it moans in your ear as you become one with the evil force.

"No love from them. How heartless. I shall give you all of mine. Savour it, dear."

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I would argue it is Spite, followed very very closely by Love, but that’s less romantic

love is the most important thing ever

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girl who treats transition like a fandom: hehe i love my cute blahaj and my sockies abd my [INSERT COMMUNITY SIGNIFIER] hehe. lets get naked and have sex

girl who treats transition like an ideology: bodies and identities are simply canvases we choose to project our beliefs onto. i am asserting my right to self determination. lets get naked and have sex

girl who treats transition like a religion: a Body is a Vessel. And a Vessel is Shaped by the Reflections inside a Mirror. A Girl is a Mirror. lets get naked and have sex

girl who treats transition like an elite social club only she and her friends are invited to: snrrrk. cissies think they could ever have a fraction of what we have. its pathetic really. lets get naked and have sex

girl who treats transition like a karmic punishment: why did i have to be born in the wrong body oh my god i hate myself so much. im doomed. lets get naked and have sex but we have to keep the lights off or ill start crying

girl who treats transition like a sex thing: hey you guys wanna play ape escape 2? i fucking love that game

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call my girlfriend a non-newtonian fluid the way she gets hard when i hit her and melts when i touch her softly