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"black hat fortnite dances," I say into the mic.

the crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“he's right,” they say. I look for the owner of the voice. there in the 5th row stands: alan ituriel himself. he gives me the black hat puppet. obama is there.

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I

Am

In

LOVE

💖💕💔💟💞💝💘💗❤💙💖💟💞💓💝

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You’re magical in bed ❤️️

Based on a post by @incorrect-villainous-quotes; i guess it’s some kind of paperhat?

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Black Hat, trying to sound human: Anyone feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

Flug: Can’t relate.

Demencia: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?

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Black Hat: *to Demencia* Would you step back? You’re making me claustrophobic.

Demencia: What does that mean?

Flug: *smirking* It means he’s afraid of Santa Claus.

Black Hat: What!? No it doesnt!

Demencia: HO HO HO!

Flug: *holding back laughter* Stop it, Demencia! You’re scaring him!

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Hero, who has had a long history with BH Organization talking to Black Hat:

Black Hat, who doesn't even remember what he had for breakfast this morning:

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BLACK HAT from VILLAINOUS hates terfs!

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Demincia is a lesbian

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‪villain: *loads gun* any last words? ‬

‪me: oh‬

‪villain: *checks safety* that’s really all you’ve got to say?

‪me: oh‬

‪villain: *cocks gun* well then, hasta la vista‬

‪me: oh ‬

‪villain: *takes aim* baby‬

‪me: oh reillyyyy ‬

villain: ... what

‪me: auto parts ‬

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Demencia’s typical diet-

Grape Icees, pickles and their jar, rabbit, snake, neighbor’s pets, random humans and heroes

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A cursed villainous au

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[Texting Flug]

Demencia: Guess who got apple-flavored shampoo~?

Demencia: Oh wait- I meant apple-scented.

Demencia: Nevermind. It’s apple-flavored too.

Demencia: I just threw up.

Flug: ✔seen 5:15pm

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Demencia from Villainous killed cringe culture and pissed on its grave!

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Any female character: has unrequited crush on an unattainable character

Me: it's Projecting Time Babey

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I feel like this has been done before