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Bugs when you lift up a rock

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I’m late to the party to make memes for fandoms that have died out because I refuse to leave Akudama Drive alone!

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I took indiscriminate SU shipping requests on twitter the other day. Its fun drawing characters interacting!

{Feel free to repost with a link back to my blog if you only like one ship and/or this post includes one of your notps}

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Can't leave him out of the misery

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dess and asriel back from their after dinner walk

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We first got Pugsy during my aunt’s baby shower. An odd time to get a new dog. He was around two months old at the time. It would have been August.

Everybody seemed to immediately loved him. Poor thing spent most of the day being passed around by oohing and ahhing relatives. It was hard to find him at points since he got passed around so much. At some point, the kids had set him on the grass to see who he liked more, deciding he must like whoever he runs to first. Pugsy did not run toward anybody. He just started peeing in the grass since it was the first time he was set down all day.

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(Part 1? lol)This got more ridiculous than I intended but here we are, a little rujinu aquarium date shenanigan inspired by @galaxyspeaking ‘s great aquarium date concept! I have a part 2 sketched out that’s more romantic and sappy but we’ll see if and when I get to it 🐠

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The Advisor

Long long ago, there once was a child who told no lies. He had the heart of a storyteller and the diction to match. He could spin you a story of his days’ adventures, and others would listen as if he were a prophet delivering the secrets of the world. He could tell the tale of a ladybug dancing among a sea of flowers while another child would only tell you that they’d seen a bug in a field.

He would sit and tell everyone of all the wonders he’s seen in their village, and everyone would listen because the child never told a lie.

He would speak of the mothers making jam, and he would speak of grandmothers washing rice by the stream. He would lament of pretty song birds singing tunes and feeding their young and the foxes that almost seemed to dance in the air. He would speak of seeing the neighbor‘s daughter down the road with the priest's son and the town would believe it for the child never told a lie.

As the child grew so did the severity of the stories that he shared, he saw everything and he always told the truth.

Marriages fell apart. Naughty children grew angry, but the town only ever ran to his side for the child never told a lie.

And so his business grew, funds in exchange for information he became the eyes and ears of many affluent people, even the palace sought his answers.

For the child who never told a lie grew to be a man, a man with needs to be met and bills to pay. He would laugh with the rich and poor alike, only sharing his truths for the right price. Relationships were tested, and trust was broken.

Then one day he turned, looked at the rubble of his village and smiled because he knew why the ashes smoldered so, why the embers flew in front of his face, why the smell of smoke could choke him and yet he only laughed for he had never told a lie.

Thus was his one and only fault. The Demon King called to him, told him that it was his fault that the village fell into ruin, and the boy simply answered.

“I know.”

Gwima asked him. Are you not ashamed?

“No, I will never be ashamed of telling the truth. It is simply human nature to believe what you want. I have never told a lie. I have simply only ever told my truth.”

And thus the demon king realized this man knew no shame. This man had grown without the concept of being ashamed of his actions, for he only acted in the spirit of wishing to share.

Yet the wicked smile on the man’s face told him the emphasis of a certain word that the man had given him the answer.

The man was right he had never told a lie, but spun the truth in ways that would benefit his own amusement.

See the dancing of the words was not only for dramatic flair, nor to keep the audience guessing, they were to take a simple brush of a shoulder and turn it into a caress of a lover. The man had delighted in the destruction his words brought, for he had never told a lie. He had twisted reality, just enough that no one could prove him wrong, and as he laughed at the ruin of the poor village that he had once called home, with a butterfly on his finger, glittering jade earrings & a matching pendant in his grasp, he sealed his fate and went across the lands spinning fanciful truths. Leading souls to spiral into despair, he'd tell them of the one who made all his troubles vanish in a puff of smoke.

Thus was his life

Feed the demon

Feed himself

Years and years of permanent youth & beauty.

Fa Xiao, storyteller, advisor of the demon king

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Liquid or cryptid,,

WHAT KIND OF CAT ARE YOU??

version 2! I know this one won’t blow up like the other one, but I felt like drawing more cats :3

Text vers under cut

This art is free for personal use btw, as long as you credit me :3

Loaf: Warm and friendly! Emotional support fren!!

Orange: Pure chaos and spite, fueled by the sun’s rage

Witch: Horror expert, Halloween-lover, I think you actually know witchcraft

Tuxedo: You’re literally so cool, I want to talk to you but I’m too scared

Liquid: Living embodiment of “>:3,” has committed at least one war crime

Void: OWO, what are you, you scare me

Smol: You’re just a baby, I will protect you with my life

Spooked: Conspiracy theory buddy, I think we both need therapy

Skrunkly: You’re such a skrunkly scrimblo, you little goblin

Fluffy: resident fandom expert

Alien: What are you? A robot?? An alien??? You are very cool and I would like to be frens

Soft: You’re so chill!! Older sibling energy

Cryptid: Okay you are just an actual Cryptid, how did you get on tumblr

Puppy: We may have no fandoms im common and I might not even know who you are but I think ur cool

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come follow me

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I can’t even make posts like “mmm yum yum I love eating delicious slop” because everyone will think I support ai slop when actually what I like is wet food

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Started reading the Disney Chills books, but we got so fed up with the demonizing teenage girls and plastic usage that we started replacing plastic with babies.

Take that baby and throw it in the ocean

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Teen LGBT Squad

Another Hometar Runner fancomic for pride month, this time starring the Teen Girl Squad.

This was mostly an excuse to make that “ow mein kampf” joke

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My hot take? That’s a grown man, and the character is kind of poking fun at the infantilization of idols/that common stereotype, but the non jinu saja boys have the depth of a puddle. So. Hard to look deep into it.

Hey guys so I genuinely have a question. Do people genuinely see Baby Saja as a kid? Because I see a grown ass man, a demon at that mocking the infantilization of KPop idols. I do not see this man as a kid in anyway. He literally drops the act right off stage, because that's all it is. An act to attract more people so they can get souls.

I had a thirty minute argument with my friend last night about this, (You know who you are and no I'm not mad at you. Just genuinely curious) and they kept saying he was too much like a kid. Baby Saja doesn't have childlike proportions and we literally see a kid in the movie. The only difference is his rounder features and to me he still looks like an adult.

Honestly if he was real I feel like he'd absolutely hate the people who actually infantilize him and I would wholeheartedly agree with him. I've seen edits of him that boost the baby narrative and it makes me uncomfortable because they clearly don't understand his character at all and what he's supposed to represent.

Please tell me what you think cause I feel like editing Baby Saja in an infantilizing way is straight up having no regard for his character and it makes me uncomfortable.

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Silver age superhero comics where Superman is doing something utterly bizarre on the cover and then the actual story reveals it was just a silly misunderstanding vs. yuri comics where the central relationship is all fraught glances and fleeting touches and then on the cover of the collected volume one of them has the other on a fucking leash.