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feroluce · 53 minutes
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they should pay you extra if you have to be the only fag in the workplace. they should give you a bonus for that.
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feroluce · 2 hours
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one of my like reimaginings of canon HSR is that personally i like to imagine that borisin aren't like. so outright Super Duper Evil anymore, and the issue with them isn't even really always the aggression directly, so much as their populations rapidly spiral out of control because they're sorta immortal and yet also fully capable of (and very good at) reproducing, including regularly going into heats. the funnier flip side to this is that foxians are Also a bunch of horny bastards who Also go into heat (annually, in the late winter/early spring), and Also have the potential to spiral into ridiculous population sizes. it's just. most foxians culturally would rather EXPLODE than admit to this. they need u to believe so so So badly that they are just wholesome upstanding citizens with Spotless Self Control and Not Like Those Horny Irresponsible Weirdos. They go to LENGTHS to find effective Stop Being Horny treatments and frequently have to change it up and hunt down replacements and new formulations because their stupid baka immortal bodies keep adapting to everything thrown at them and going "nice try but I STILL WANT KITS IDIOT" jiaoqiu and feixiao both gotta spend like three months a year trying all kinds of shit and fighting for their Lives to remain normal on the outside while lowkey being Plagued and Swamped with thoughts of their Desperation to do Unspeakable Things to not just each other, but also Moze, on the inside.
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feroluce · 3 hours
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@boloragu sampo's puppyboyfriend!!!! i think most of the time, luka would be, like, "foxian-disguised" so he has cute big ears and a tail, but when he gets into real life-or-death fights he gets to be a big scary wolf. also perfect for boyfriend cuddles.... sampo's portable space heater <3
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feroluce · 4 hours
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He's so... broken
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feroluce · 5 hours
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The air… it’s cold. My sword is even colder.
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feroluce · 8 hours
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feroluce · 9 hours
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The intimacy of unliking and reliking a post for your mutuals tags
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feroluce · 9 hours
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The pun that Hoyo surely meant to make when they designed Boothill being able to create a gun with his index and middle digits: Look, literal fingerguns! 😄👉👉
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Me instead: Haha, fingerbang-
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feroluce · 10 hours
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oops my hand slipped
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feroluce · 11 hours
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*explodes him with my mind*
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feroluce · 12 hours
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coca cola!
How long would you last in a Zombie Apocalypse? — uh, if i get to stay with my godfather and family, probably until i die of natural causes. i wouldn't be surprised if prepping for that is one of his backup plans for america hitting the shitter LOL
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feroluce · 13 hours
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yaoqing trio warmup!!
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feroluce · 15 hours
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she likes his hair
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feroluce · 16 hours
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eepy dan heng 💤
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feroluce · 17 hours
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Poorly drawn Slugma line
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feroluce · 18 hours
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The pun that Hoyo surely meant to make when they designed Boothill being able to create a gun with his index and middle digits: Look, literal fingerguns! 😄👉👉
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Me instead: Haha, fingerbang-
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feroluce · 2 days
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WHAT ARE WE.
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