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Happy Meat Day everyone!

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side note, teaching myself to pronounce that last one felt like learning a new fucking language

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HTTYD book things movie watchers are missing out on

(this is just propaganda to make you read the books)

Fishlegs is sassy. Possibly even more sassy than hiccup

Hiccup blows up the red death, while Still Inside the red death

There are actually tribes in the archipelago outside Berk and the Berserks

Toothless is a horrible small creature that regularly wakes Hiccup up at 3 AM and eats spoons

Camicazi

Hiccup realizes he’s left handed and immediately learns how to sword fight

Snotlout actively tries to murder Hiccup for about 11 books

There is a real character named Big-Boobied Bertha who’s main quality is her boobs that have killed before (and will kill again)

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock I and II are given backstories and are actually super important

Hiccup is shot in the foot with an arrow that was once In A Potato and becomes immune to every poison

The main characters spend a whole book traveling to America, only to immediately turn around the second they make it to shore

Toothless “cock-a-doodle-doos” like a rooster when he’s happy

Hiccup has a second dragon named Windwalker who’s basically just an extremely nervous borzoi

The Beserkers do monthly human sacrifices

Hiccup locks a witch in a cabinet and then beats her at chess

Every once in awhile Fishlegs gets to go on a murderous rampage

Hiccups shoots a man in the ass. While on skis

Toothless often wears a very small fur coat

Hiccup, Fishlegs, and Camicazi win a swimming race by coming back to shore three months later

Camicazi owns a dragon that speaks Norse, is a pathological liar, and changes color like a mood ring

The Vikings are actually pirates

Toothless stops a volcano eruption (after it’s already happened) by throwing a rock into it

Berk owns one ☝️ book that consists of two ✌️ sentences

Dragons have their own language that Hiccup taught himself

Hiccup trips and falls into becoming the boy of prophecy while moaning and groaning the entire way

Fishlegs writes a love letter to the heiress of another tribe, which leads to him and Hiccup becoming human sacrifices

Valhallarama (Hiccup’s mom) is a 6-foot buff war hero

Hiccup manages to trick his father and village into believing he is an entirely different boy by putting on an eyepatch

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Éowyn, disguised as Dernhelm, among the Riders of Rohan ⚔️

Based on Eugéne Grasset’s “Jeanne chevauchant au milieu des hommes d’armes” (1894)

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Batman animation yayy 🙌👍

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Oh, you're a psychology major?

Name every psycho.

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He grew wiser with age

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do you want au? i have one. okay, naruto is a monk, an orphan who grew up in a monastery. sasuke, no doubt, is a samurai from a respected clan.

the main thing is not to kill each other during the journey.

I'm so fucking excited. Naruto is my first fandom in my life, Narusasu is my first pairing. And now, after nineteen years, I finally drew art with my favorite boys.

yess, i’m old old woman

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neon genesis evangelion (1995)

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i always remember it being harder than i expect it to be to find video of ramiels screams so heres a little compilation

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Yoooooooo

So the government just defunded PBS and NPR which is fucked. That being said, the public can cover the damage if we orginize and donate.

Only about $1.60 of tax dollars per US citizen per year are spent on the public broadcasting budget. NPR and PBS offer beong able to make small monthly donations, some being 7$ per month or lower if you want.

If you want to donate 1.60$ per month to your local station, you can multiply how much funding they get from you by 12. If you do their monthly donation of $7 per month, your donation can equal the tax dollars of 54 people spent on public broadcasting per year.

If you want to donate to your local station, look them up by your town here to make sure your local stations get helped specifically:

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NEXT MOVIE PLS 🙏🙏

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I'm begging you to turn the sound on

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The Iron Giant

Art by Brian Level

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LIVE SLUG REACTION???!!

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via @swatercolor [insta]

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It's always pride month for them