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Roleplaying

Dragon Age Origins: What D&D players think a game should be.

Dragon Age Inquisition: What the DM thinks the game should be.

Dragon Age 2: What a D&D game is actually like.

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When you get the whole class an A on the test

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Bork? (at Kansas City Art Institute)

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Bree what did you do to the shrub

what crime did this tree commit to be put in tree jail

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Ok look mate

“Boi” (Basic/Starter Animation)

I felt the need to make this…Not just because it’s funny, but I think I just….need it in my life……..

That and I actually dealt with a troll today that may/may not have been my inspiration for making this. Heheh >W>

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Arlan

a major moment in history

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Eeeemmmmm

Don’t ask me anything x)

I love chickens<3

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bri

my child

 Person: You’re STILL sick?!

 Me: I have a chronic illness. chronically ill am I. My illness is chronic. I experience my illness in a chronic fashion. Chronically, I will experience illness. Chronic. Illness.

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I hate these educational Cat in the Hat things where the Cat in the Hat teaches you shit about, like, healthy food or whatever. The Cat in the Hat is a chaotic neutral home invader whose information is highly questionable at best.

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Someone: Raising a family is hard

Necromancer: Not if they're buried close enough to each other

Someone: What?

Necromancer: What?

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me

“Just because I’m chaotic good doesn’t mean I have to be chaotic nice!” - our dragonborn cleric player to our aasimar fighter

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@bri 

"I cast prestidigitampon"

- after several failed medicine checks

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I’m assuming I can’t Uncanny Dodge the end of the world.

Our Rogue Assassin to the DM (via outofcontextdnd)

me

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"WE'LL INVADE! GENTLY."

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Tracer Judy Hopps

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*smoke emiting from clenched fist*

woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!

*ring melts off woman’s hand*

woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..

woman: *screams like a pterodactyl* 

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When the DM is happy with our party DM: Yeah today y'all dying no biggie When the DM is piss off, and wants to TPK DM: Guys, lets set up this quick, I really want to play today