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“Covid game me narcolepsy” no you fucking pervert it didn’t. You’re just a weirdo with a gross fetish. Covid didn’t make you suddenly want to fuck dead people. Keep that shit to yourself you gods damned weirdo

I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.

You on the other hand might want to google the difference between Narcolepsy and Necrophilia….

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why'd the escapees decorate the walls like a Left4Dead level

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me if meowing was a sin tbh

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two year anniversary of my vocabulary being permanently changed for the worse

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Im friends with someone Bert McCracken knows, im not quite pissing myself but this is still awesome!!!

You’ve also just reminded me I need to listen to their new track

my friend's band opened for The Used last night he said they talked about me, Bert McCracken knows i exist im pissing myself. The dude who sends me Gerard Way thirst edits and goes on multi hour discord calls with me played on the same stage as the fuckin used and i cant even yap about it bc no one i know is emo

[image descriptions:

first image: a screenshot of an instagram story posted by danwhitesidesdrums which consists of a photo of a band consisting of a drummer bassist guitarist and singer playing on stage with the text "salt lake city night 2 of three tonight, @ robbietheused surprised @ valhalla.band" the screenshot has been marked up in different colours with the guitarist labled "my looser emo internet friend" and the singer labled "Bert McCracken" in all caps.

second image: the group of people playing on stage, bert mccracken, labled "guy i've read gay fanfiction of", is fistbumping the band's guitarist who is labled "guy who tried to help me smuggle frank iero merch into australia through the mormon church without paying for international shipping (it didn't work)" rest of the band is labled "guys who send me memes and reviews of oreo coke (i do art for their band"

end I.D.]

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Oh my god I love this song so much <3 you should also check out Never Let You Down by Woodkid and Elle Fanning from the same festival!!

I'm being so real rn, you do actually, truly need this Son Lux/Woodkid crossover song to live rent-free in your brain. It will better you.

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stop eating gruel with the fools and come eat a leek with a freak

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finding out that ‘dont treat me rough treat me really niceys” is an actual lana del rey lyric and not just a funny meme phrase was damaging enough to my psyche

but then i looked up the lyrics and not only is that line directly after the lyric “drugs, suck it up, like vanilla icies” (rhyming niceys with icies) but also the first line of the song is “my pussy tastes like Pepsi cola”. ms del rey this is disastrous what are you doing

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Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’

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tomboyism is so funny to me. gender non-conformity for girls is acceptable for like two minutes between the ages of 8 and 10. beyond that it’s appalling and you’re a freak but for those two years…… they could’ve had it all

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I'm going to *remembers suicide is often not a desire for death itself but rather an attempt to radically change one's life because the current state of being has become unbearable but the person can't think of any way to change it other than death* kill myself

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did u see them btw...

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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors