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nsfw post.

crazy comeback, but with the amount of comic panels i have saved where bruce (as batman) is either tied up or in some crazy position he shouldn't be in, you guys can't convince me that he isn't into some freaky shit i swear (i am a sole believer that it's either he gets extremely edged or overstimulated and he's gonna be bratty or obedient depending on the situation, no in between but he still needs to be punished— all while he is tied up by a villain reader where his legs are split open and he's openly panting, legs shaking and bruised up laying on the ground like...)

and i am so tempted to write for that instead of prioritizing on posting the next chapter for a&a 😔✊

but yk...

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The Escoffier stuff makes me imagine, Rat!Reader who helped themselves into Escoffier's kitchen, eating the goodies. Ohh,eating free sausages and fruits. Ofc,she caught us and it would be a bad reputation if someone found out her kitchen is 'infested' with rat. So,she gotta take us home. 😔

(Reader has ability to turn small or big,hence the size difference)

WAAAAA MOUSE/RAT READER STRIKES AGAIN! First with Xilonen and now with Escoffier!

Imagine if Rat! Reader was like Remy from Ratatouille though, and Escoffier discovers that Rat! Reader has a nose that is perfect for sniffing out flavors together. Then Escoffier can put you under her hat and you, paired with her culinary expertise, can put out the most godly dishes created in Teyvat.

And in exchange for your help, Escoffier feeds you the extras from tonight’s dinner service. Extra sausage and fruit for the rat! <3

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Random thought but what if in the citf au ancient cybertronian is actually just latin or maybe English that cybertronians later evolved for themselves overtime so when a human is with some bots and sees ancient scriptures, they read it and then yell in anger because they just lost the game

Imagine seeing some brain rotted ahh sentence that got carved on a rock being displayed as ancient artifact by Cybertronian tho.

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i love lesley user

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