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I've come to the conclusion that drinking on school nights probably wasn't my brightest idea. Waking up for school with a splitting headache and having to write a math test third class into the day was probably the worst thing that could've happened to me and failing it wasn't even the icing on the cake   I got sent down to the office and suspended for three days because apparently I was 'drunk'. Don't even try to tell me you had a bad day.

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You're all really killing my vibe around here. Who gives a shit if it's Sunday night, I have a whole batch of JELL-O shots made and I refuse to let them go to waste. Either someone's coming over to my house or I'm downing them all right this second and the texts that are going to be sent around tonight won't be pretty.

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The funny thing about that is, I heard today on the news or something that apparently when wrestlers get hit really hard in the stomach they literally piss themselves. Once you're a sumo wrestler I doubt they'll be able to find the right spot in your stomach to make that happen with all the chub-a-lub, but still, take that into consideration. Everyone once in awhile they even shit themselves, which wouldn't be a big problem for you since they call you pooper anyway. You've got a great career ahead of you.

I’ve always wanted to become a sumo wrestler so I’m gonna make the first notion and start a new diet where all I do is eat and never stop. 

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