Ao3 @ratpoet (prev GreenNeonLights) idk what this is anymore, good luck.
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trust that everything will fall into place without you forcing it there.
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gemma is marks dead wife but mark is also gemma’s dead wife. huge
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when i was really little and had just learned how to write my full name . i noticed my twin brother had really messy handwriting. while mine was like … as nice as it could be for a little kid. so i wrote my name in his handwriting on a wall and i waited to see who our parents would get mad at . and they blamed him. and that was when my life of crime began
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I can’t actually verbalise just how SHITTED I am that the entire internet is being sanitised just so I can be absolutely ACCOSTED with ads for products that I don’t want
AND they’re making it the rules that you can’t opt out of ads unless you pay? Like literally everywhere?
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do it scared. do it vaguely uncomfortable. do it mysteriously damp
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can i show you guys a drawing i did of me and my girlfriend as silly lil cats?
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no i don't want to use your ai assistant. no i don't want your ai search results. no i don't want your ai summary of reviews. no i don't want your ai feature in my social media search bar (???). no i don't want ai to do my work for me in adobe. no i don't want ai to write my paper. no i don't want ai to make my art. no i don't want ai to edit my pictures. no i don't want ai to learn my shopping habits. no i don't want ai to analyze my data. i don't want it i don't want it i don't want it i don't fucking want it i am going to go feral and eat my own teeth stop itttt
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Crow on snowy pine branch, by Kawanabe Kyôsai, 19th century
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This recent trend in media I love is starting to become uncanny
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living with a tall dude is ridiculous I just turned around and he was walking our cat around on the ceiling
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I made a uquiz to find out what member of a doomed spaceship crew you are, take it to find out what member of a doomed spaceship crew you are.
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grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode
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Weaponized incompetence my ass just weaponize it back. Once my dad tries to pull the “but I don’t know how to clean the counters as well as you” on my mom and she said “ok honey I’ll show you” and she made him stand in the kitchen and watch her clean the counters. Then she pulled out a bottle of chocolate syrup and proceeded to spray the entire kitchen in chocolate, hand him the sponge and said “okay now it’s your turn”
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You should be open about thinking fat people are hot i promise your life will be better for it
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