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It is still sooooooo fucking funny that tumblr, the "fuck that old man" website, the villain apologist website, AND the paranormal boyfriend website read Dracula and went "Count Dracula sucks, we hate this dude." Planetary alignment levels of unlikely.

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rotating them in my mind....

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So apparently they wanna %$!#

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pong__o0

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this is how it'll happen btw

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this is very rushed but I had to get this out of my head as fast as possible

Basically I asked myself "what's the dumbest, quickest way to get these two to make up" and had a brainblast

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Couple + Sibling/relative third wheel is honestly an S-tier trio dynamic and I wish we saw more of this in media.

"You are my soulmate. We are forged together by battle and tears and love. Also my brother's coming along."

"Yo."

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Opening a tarot booster pack i got 4 common Towers and one holographic Death

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A 20-minute adventure lasted for more than 20 years

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INTERESTING THINGS HAPPENING ON TWITTER RIGHT NOW

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I keep trying to get over this crush I have on a guy and everytime I feel close my mind goes "HERE'S a fucked up dream where he likes you back and you make out a lot" like cm'on that's not fair

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My friend sometimes brings her six-year-old to our DnD sessions and my husband (the DM) lets her roll for all enemy attacks and sometimes he will show her a few figures and let her secretly pick what creature we meet next. Who needs encounter tables when you have a first-grader around

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this is the funniest scp and yet i've never seen anyone posting about it:

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internet safety we were taught as kids: don't share ANY personal information with ANYONE EVER the british government: you don't want to give these random third parties your photo or driving licence showing your name, birthday, address and signature? are you perhaps a nonce?